i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

chavez says bush is the devil
9.20.06 at 10:33 pm

and as much as i *heart* hugo chavez, i have to disagree with his statements to the UN.

no, no, hear me out.

do i think bush is truly evil? no. do i think he is capable of the devious monstrosity of a satanic being? no. do i think he has the cognitive capacity for cunning evil? hell fucking no!

i do, however, think he’s a stupid retard fuck and that is what makes him dangerous. and only somewhat evil. furthermore, i think he is the worst thing to happen to this country since slavery. and i bet if he could, he would totally reinstate that. or rather, cheney would try and talk him into it. and really, stupid people are a bit more dangerous than evil people sometimes.

also, i totally love hugo chavez. he is my hero of the day.

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for some reason i cannot quite figure out, i spent a good part of today thinking about rainbow brite, which led me to thinking about popples and the smurfs and other such girlie things i liked when i was wee. all of a sudden i remember jem! and wanting to be her. and collecting those lil smelly strawberry shortcake dolls. they smelled! do you even fucking remember rainbow brite? she was like, creepy but so awesome when i was about 4.

in fact, i have a vague recollection that somewhere out there, there just might be pictures of me when i was but a wee one dressed as both rainbow brite & strawberry shortcake. for halloweenie, of course. and i do know that my 2nd birthday party was a smurfs birthday party.

and i also know that all of this is horribly embarrassing and i will probably have to drink excessively to repress all of this once again. more importantly, i blame my mother for the strawberry shortcake costume, cuz fuck that. strawberry shortcake was a freaking pussy, rainbow brite had these crazy little furry creatures that did her bidding, and a horribly arrogant talking horse. i hope she ate the horse.

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and as much as i *heart* hugo chavez, i have to disagree with his statements to the UN. no, no, hear me out. do i think bush is truly evil? no. do i think he is capable of the devious monstrosity of a satanic being? no. do i think he has the cognitive capacity for […]

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for some reason i cannot quite figure out, i spent a good part of today thinking about rainbow brite, which led me to thinking about popples and the smurfs and other such girlie things i liked when i was wee. all of a sudden i remember jem! and wanting to be her. and collecting those […]

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