i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

layers of distraction
10.3.06 at 5:17 pm

do i want to go to boot camp tonight? or the cycling studio? or maybe i should try out the multi-groove class? i just…don’t know. so many options. boot camp will most likely kick the shit out of me (which, i desperately need) but could possibly pull something…or you know, i’ll just flat-out wuss out of it. cycling seats hurt, but not in that good i’m-working-out-and-it’s-working way in that ow-i’ll-never-feel-my-ass-again way. sometimes in that i’ll-never-walk-right-again way. and that’s no fun…but it is a good workout. and multi-groove could be silly, but maybe good cardio? i don’t know, that’s the one i’ve not tried.

but really, the point of all this is:
how do i distract myself for
THREE DAYS
THREE HOURS
FORTY-FOUR MINUTES?!?!?!

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welcome to warm, sunny october!
at 3:02 pm

category : daily grind, whatnot

a.) i keep forgetting that it is, in fact october
b.) holy shit, it’s october!
c.) it is 76 fucking degrees in october
d.) my car is getting fixed this week
e.) football is already into week four
f.) chicago is this month

i think that’s everything right now. i think…i’m probably wrong. i can’t think/function properly when i’m all overheated and sleepy. and right now? overheated and sleepy. it was cold last night and coldish this morning when i was getting ready, so i dressed accordingly. which was, of course, horribly wrong.

now i’m all cursing my long sleeves and wishing that this lovely, beautifully warm fall weather wasn’t making me so miserable. it’s the perfect day to be outdoors…if you’re dressed for it.

but i was also somewhat pre-occupied with my car & getting repairs all squared away for right now. far more important than what to wear, at least, as far as this morning goes anyway. i can’t wait until my car is fixed, this whole thing has been just far too stressful. and completely maddening. i think i should get some sort of vicious, murderously-inclined guard dog for whenever i park. something that can rip the innards out of any possible offender.

something…maybe…

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fighting the undead
at 1:47 pm

category : whatnot

i’m not sure what would be the best stragegy for taking on the undead given my current location. it would be easier to hold them off back in colorado, because of the sparse population and ready supplies/weaponry. also, much easier to fortify a house for a makeshift stronghold.

boston is far too densely-packed an full of stupid people. a goodish number of the college-aged kids that just poured into the city this fall (and every fall) aren’t capable of much more than finding a pair of dress flip-flops & clogging the T with stale sweat, overpriced perfume and mind-numbing chatter. they are most likely the first to be zombiefied and/or destroyed by zombies. probably while all trying to crowd into one car on the T.

high apartment buildings would make for a good structural advantage, so long as you’re stockpiled & holed up on a high enough floor. good for waiting out the attack. but, given the bostonian’s proclivity to looting and rioting like a bunch of crazed maniacs for no good reason (fuck the red sox), it’s likely to be very unsafe on the streets. driving will not be an option either, even though western mass would probably be a safer bet. getting away from people, and isolation is key.

zombies most likely think of crowds as a buffet line…a buffet line that can scream. you know, assuming zombies can think — which all evidence points to them not being able to think of anything other than: RAAAWWRRR! BLEEEHHH!! MUUUUHHHH!!! BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!

i must do further research to scout out the best readily available zombie stronghold. and also city escape routes.

all in the event of an attack by the recently undead.

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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

do i want to go to boot camp tonight? or the cycling studio? or maybe i should try out the multi-groove class? i just…don’t know. so many options. boot camp will most likely kick the shit out of me (which, i desperately need) but could possibly pull something…or you know, i’ll just flat-out wuss out […]

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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

a.) i keep forgetting that it is, in fact october b.) holy shit, it’s october! c.) it is 76 fucking degrees in october d.) my car is getting fixed this week e.) football is already into week four f.) chicago is this month i think that’s everything right now. i think…i’m probably wrong. i can’t […]

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fighting the undead

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

i’m not sure what would be the best stragegy for taking on the undead given my current location. it would be easier to hold them off back in colorado, because of the sparse population and ready supplies/weaponry. also, much easier to fortify a house for a makeshift stronghold. boston is far too densely-packed an full […]

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