i can’t focus on anything, can’t concentrate on anything, oh noes!
- thus, a filler extravagganza:
- heterosexual agenda? ree-hee-heeally? awesome, although i do think that straight people should be banned from marrying and that all lesbians & gays should be allowed to have a go at it. seriously, they can’t fuck it up anymore than straight people have can they?
- a solid reason to go back to school if i ever heard one. now, if i can just figure out how to afford it someday. not finishing school does make me feel about 75,000 different kinds of stupid every day. I R TEH ST00PID!
- it’s cute how CNN tries to give credence to the “i have a headache” excuse. then again, field research has shown the best way to cure a headache is to fuck. a lot. suddenly, your headache doesn’t matter anymore. i guarantee it.
- i desire this dress. because it is awesome.
- and maybe these shoes. though i do like the idea of pimps using them to keep track of their hos.
- OMG SNAKES IN A CONDOM!!! hahah, this is an awesome safe-sex advertisement
ok…so the main themes of the day are apparently battlestar galactica (constantly all day) and sex, or sex-related items.
wait, that’s my main theme EVERY day. nevermind!
