- united airlines can lick my balls
- us airways can suck my dick
- american west airlines can go fuck a sheep
- las vegas sucks and is evil
- christmas sucked a dick
he’s so small…
i’m scared
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b.l.o.g.
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so.hard.can.they.lick.my.balls!
i suppose i should take advantage of the fact that this hasn’t been up and running in a fucking forever, huh?
meh.
and i leave for colorado tomorrow morning and am all broke ass post-bills and stressed and freaked out and totally haven’t even begun to pack and OH MY GOD WTF?!
ok, ok, happy thoughts, think happy thoughts. jeanne gave me booze and meat for christmas. or rather, a meaty fate i will indulge in with the boy upon my triumphant return from southeastern bumfuckville. and i see the gravy tomorrow. gravy gravy gravy. that’s a good thing. i’m just…le tired. and did i mention i haven’t even started packing? because i totally haven’t.
also, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind fucking always tears me to pieces.
always.
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things to remember:
- i love jack black
- jack black is in the school of rock
- i love the school of rock
- i love any and nearly all guitar players
- i am catholic
the boy who played killer guitar in the school of rock is 14 now (ew!), totally awesome, and has his own album/band. i totally want his album.
i do NOT want to bang him (note: he isn’t aging well and that helps), but i totally love the holy hell out of this kid.
totally.
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- Appetizer: What was your very first job with a paycheck?
editorial assistant at the ag journal in la junta. wooo weee! - Soup: Did you ever lose something really important to you?
oh yeah…totally. i lost my fran ring, for one. that sucked. i’ve lost other really important things too, usually jewelry that’s irreplaceable and stuff. i’m bad with jewelry. - Salad: What is the best Christmas present you ever received?
so far, my NES is definitely up there. and raiders stuff my daddy gives me. - Main Course: Tell about a favorite “hang out” place for you and your friends when you were in high school.
dunno, the drag on colorado ave? scronics (ew)? it was boring in high school. - Dessert: Name something that always brings a smile to your face.
music. lola. my midget. the boy. midgets (in general). monkeys. fire (unless it’s in my microwave).
(source: friday’s feast)
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bleh.
i’m annoyed and tired and all sorts of freaked/stressed out, but it’s ok now cuz i can at least play videogames. and by play videogames i mean horribly destroy/obliterate all of my pikmin and let my little space man asphyxiate on a hostile planet after his partially-recovered ship comes crashing down to the ground. also: passing out the wrong way on the bed with the lights completely on. woo.
all of this super awesomeness is brought to you by the boy’s insistence that i have a “functioning” tv in my room. and by functioning, i mean freaking giant and awesome.
of course, now i think my christmas present to him totally sucks the 12 dicks of failure now.
le sigh.
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category : bitchery, filler
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seriously.
they suck SO HARD. and i almost lost everything just now…and i’m trying to figure out the best method to back it all up. because i’m sure i’ll lose it all again soon, but i have no way to check on it this weekend (mourns for dying mac mini).
thus, my anger leads to filler.
- Appetizer: Which language would you like to learn and why?
first, spanish…because it’s freaking awesome and i really should know it by now. next…i’m conflicted: italian or russian. (ah, pipe dreams…) - Soup: What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard or read so far this week?
buh…dunno. my bank statement. - Salad: Which movie was so bad you couldn’t watch the whole thing?
catwoman (even with alcohol!), some movie with jennifer anniston and clive owen that the boy & i couldn’t make it through. type II diabetes! the WORST KIND! - Main Course: If there were a holiday in your honor that didn’t use your actual name, what would the day be called?
Dia De Los BUTTSEX! - Dessert: Name one movie which is coming out soon that you would like to see.
besides pick of destiny? ooh oooh i know: Curse of the Golden Flower
mine :
d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.
archive for December, 2006
worst.christmas.ever.
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006united airlines can lick my balls us airways can suck my dick american west airlines can go fuck a sheep las vegas sucks and is evil christmas sucked a dick he’s so small… i’m scared
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hostitnow.com can lick my balls
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006so.hard.can.they.lick.my.balls! i suppose i should take advantage of the fact that this hasn’t been up and running in a fucking forever, huh? meh. and i leave for colorado tomorrow morning and am all broke ass post-bills and stressed and freaked out and totally haven’t even begun to pack and OH MY GOD WTF?! ok, ok, […]
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it’s so wrong
Friday, December 15th, 2006things to remember: i love jack black jack black is in the school of rock i love the school of rock i love any and nearly all guitar players i am catholic the boy who played killer guitar in the school of rock is 14 now (ew!), totally awesome, and has his own album/band. i […]
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take this week and shove it
Friday, December 15th, 2006Appetizer: What was your very first job with a paycheck? editorial assistant at the ag journal in la junta. wooo weee! Soup: Did you ever lose something really important to you? oh yeah…totally. i lost my fran ring, for one. that sucked. i’ve lost other really important things too, usually jewelry that’s irreplaceable and stuff. […]
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i don’t like milk, it comes from cow wangs
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006bleh. i’m annoyed and tired and all sorts of freaked/stressed out, but it’s ok now cuz i can at least play videogames. and by play videogames i mean horribly destroy/obliterate all of my pikmin and let my little space man asphyxiate on a hostile planet after his partially-recovered ship comes crashing down to the ground. […]
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my hosting company sucks a dick
Friday, December 8th, 2006seriously. they suck SO HARD. and i almost lost everything just now…and i’m trying to figure out the best method to back it all up. because i’m sure i’ll lose it all again soon, but i have no way to check on it this weekend (mourns for dying mac mini). thus, my anger leads to […]
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friday’s just won’t be the same anymore
Thursday, December 7th, 2006scifi is switching battlestar galactica to sundays?!??!?! WHY?!?!?!?! boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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