these are so pretty…and they’re mine! i am not even thirsty and i totally want a drink. i cannot wait to get these home. can’t wait!
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these are so pretty…and they’re mine! i am not even thirsty and i totally want a drink. i cannot wait to get these home. can’t wait!
unhappy with your current wireless provider? looking for some contraceptive information? well now you can get both from the same place!
planned parenthood has partnered up with sprint to provide additional wireless phone plan options for people who are unhappy with their current providers, or maybe just looking for a change. the right to choose…and a whole lot more.
Planned Parenthood Wireless is a new choice for your cell phone service. By signing up for this service, you will help preserve reproductive rights, and ensure access to comprehensive family planning and medically accurate sex education for women and families around the world. You’ll do something you do every day – talk on your cell phone – and you’ll be helping Planned Parenthood as 10% of all monthly charges goes to Planned Parenthood Federation of America, at no extra cost to you.
not only does switching to planned parenthood through sprint support a great cause, but they will refund you any early termination fees on your current service of up to $175. which is great, because cell phone companies are ruthless about their termination fees. they want to own your soul, basically.
and frankly, it’s refreshing to see a company making a stand and supporting the rights of its customers. to see a company that actually cares about issues that are important — more important than drumming up revenue like crazed whores.
awareness is very important; and hopefully, if this catches on more people will step up to protect themselves, their bodies, their reproductive rights.
i mean, a girl can dream, right?
i need a new hosting company, stat. since approximately august of 2006 — that’s fucking 2006! — hostitnow.com has been nothing short of completely fucking evil, run by asshole douchebags, and completely unreliable. i curse them so heartily. a pox on the genitals of the entire company. a pox, i say!
now, despite it being a financially unfortunate time frame, i find myself in the market for another hosting company. in fact, the rat dicks at hostitnow.com have even asked me to find another host since they “can’t meet [my] expectations” — namely, responding to support tickets like, EVER; notifying me when they move my website to a different server; notifying me when they CHANGE MY ACCOUNT PASSWORD; not sucking the 12 dicks of failure.
Please find another host. We are not able to meet your expectations.
Below is your username and password.
Please email me directly with your support requests. Include your ftp username
(how mis-leading is that? also, FUCK YOU GUYS!)
i seethe with poorly-contained rage. i want to punch something, or kick something, or just revel in smashing/crashing/breaking noises that my anger has wrought. i might have anger issues. impotence in the face of incompetence fills me with such an unholy rage. i need a cigarette.
but something else has come up in my search for a hosting company that does not go out of its way to screw me over with jackassery and retardation (also: evil!) — namely, i am for the first time in a long time entranced by the idea of a new domain name.
wfb.com (RIP – another victim of hostitnow’s idiocy) was a midget thing, really. that’s where this all started, piggy backed off of wfb.com…but i don’t know anymore. and the things i really want are already taken.
i would give my left nut to register pineapple.com but some motherfucker already has it. it doesn’t point to anything and they’re not using it but oh fuck them anyway.
so now…i’m at a bit of a loss, and still filled with a goodish amount of unholy rage. this will be resolved in two weeks. new domain or not. it shall be resolved.
oh yes.
to be brutally honest it’s:
a.) totally and completely my fault
b.) haunting me when i least expect it
c.) weighing down on my entire life
d.) coating every other aspect of my life in a distinct sheen of failure
e.) unavoidable
2001 saw an entirely different version of me, a tad too idealistic and hopeful. i knew what i wanted with my future, i knew what i came to new england for, but when i thought about how to get from point A to point B, i froze up. it’s best explained — in my head — by the process of trying to learn a foreign language. everything is murky and unfamiliar. you are inundated with detail and vocabulary, it keeps coming and coming, but there is still a catch between the side you know and the side you don’t: the mental translation misfires. when i was 19 i memorized over 300 latin words — nouns, verbs, adjectives — i memorized their noun declensions and cases…but i labor heavily trying to sync up the english and the latin. it’s not effortless, i’ve never quite yet managed to flick the switch between one or the other. and it is so frustrating.
i went in for a bro grab and got totally wiffed! hahahah. nice.
also, i was only 6 when this happened:
what i want to know is, why in the fuck do you need to wear SUSPENDERS with SPANDEX?!
february is generally an unkind month, i know. in other places, february brings the hint of spring lurking around the corner. in new england — even during unseasonably/freakishly warm years — february feels like winter will go on forever, with no hope for sunshine or warmth ever again.
and thus, i’ve had the most unsettling of realizations today. and it’s putting a major downer on the rest of my weekend…
i am so unbelievably square.
fuck.
these are so pretty…and they’re mine! i am not even thirsty and i totally want a drink. i cannot wait to get these home. can’t wait!
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unhappy with your current wireless provider? looking for some contraceptive information? well now you can get both from the same place! planned parenthood has partnered up with sprint to provide additional wireless phone plan options for people who are unhappy with their current providers, or maybe just looking for a change. the right to choose…and […]
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i need a new hosting company, stat. since approximately august of 2006 — that’s fucking 2006! — hostitnow.com has been nothing short of completely fucking evil, run by asshole douchebags, and completely unreliable. i curse them so heartily. a pox on the genitals of the entire company. a pox, i say! now, despite it being […]
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to be brutally honest it’s: a.) totally and completely my fault b.) haunting me when i least expect it c.) weighing down on my entire life d.) coating every other aspect of my life in a distinct sheen of failure e.) unavoidable 2001 saw an entirely different version of me, a tad too idealistic and […]
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i went in for a bro grab and got totally wiffed! hahahah. nice.
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also, i was only 6 when this happened: what i want to know is, why in the fuck do you need to wear SUSPENDERS with SPANDEX?!
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february is generally an unkind month, i know. in other places, february brings the hint of spring lurking around the corner. in new england — even during unseasonably/freakishly warm years — february feels like winter will go on forever, with no hope for sunshine or warmth ever again. and thus, i’ve had the most unsettling […]
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