i need a new hosting company, stat. since approximately august of 2006 — that’s fucking 2006! — hostitnow.com has been nothing short of completely fucking evil, run by asshole douchebags, and completely unreliable. i curse them so heartily. a pox on the genitals of the entire company. a pox, i say!
now, despite it being a financially unfortunate time frame, i find myself in the market for another hosting company. in fact, the rat dicks at hostitnow.com have even asked me to find another host since they “can’t meet [my] expectations” — namely, responding to support tickets like, EVER; notifying me when they move my website to a different server; notifying me when they CHANGE MY ACCOUNT PASSWORD; not sucking the 12 dicks of failure.
Please find another host. We are not able to meet your expectations.
Below is your username and password.
Please email me directly with your support requests. Include your ftp username
(how mis-leading is that? also, FUCK YOU GUYS!)
i seethe with poorly-contained rage. i want to punch something, or kick something, or just revel in smashing/crashing/breaking noises that my anger has wrought. i might have anger issues. impotence in the face of incompetence fills me with such an unholy rage. i need a cigarette.
but something else has come up in my search for a hosting company that does not go out of its way to screw me over with jackassery and retardation (also: evil!) — namely, i am for the first time in a long time entranced by the idea of a new domain name.
wfb.com (RIP – another victim of hostitnow’s idiocy) was a midget thing, really. that’s where this all started, piggy backed off of wfb.com…but i don’t know anymore. and the things i really want are already taken.
i would give my left nut to register pineapple.com but some motherfucker already has it. it doesn’t point to anything and they’re not using it but oh fuck them anyway.
so now…i’m at a bit of a loss, and still filled with a goodish amount of unholy rage. this will be resolved in two weeks. new domain or not. it shall be resolved.
oh yes.
mine :
