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BWAH HA HA HA HAHAH HAAAAA!!!!
ok, forget anything remotely coherent i said today, this is just great! hee!
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from savage love:
For the past three years I have been in a stable relationship with a great guy. He is always there for me; he has never cheated on me. It is the kind of relationship that some girls dream of. The sex is okay.
But I’m only 24 and I’m feeling suffocated. A co-worker and I recently started to do things socially. We have a great time together. This past weekend, we admitted that we were attracted to each other. We ended up kissing. He is in a relationship and isn’t thinking about leaving. So it would work out perfectly; we could be like fuck buddies.
I am feeling conflicted. If it goes further with my co-worker, I don’t think I would tell my boyfriend because I don’t want to hurt him. But I wanted to get your feelings on getting some on the side. What are the pros and cons of cheating?
Some On The Side
The pros? Sex, excitement, variety. The cons? Discovery, breakup, hellfire. Every idiot knows those pros and cons, SOTS, including you.
But here’s a pro that’s rarely acknowledged: Sometimes cheating can save a long-term relationship. Sometimes only cheating makes it possible for a sexually rejected partner to stay in a relationship that’s worth preserving for other good, valid reasons—like kids, for instance. And sometimes only cheating makes it possible for a person whose partner has a chronic, debilitating illness to stay put and stay sane. In these cases, cheating isn’t just the right thing to do; it’s the only decent and honorable thing to do.
Some fuckwits, of course, piously insist that Cheating Is Always Wrong. To the CIAW crowd, I say this: Fuck you, you self-righteous Pollyanna fucktards. I’m sick of CIAW types insisting with one breath that sex and sexual exclusivity are hugely important. Even the contemplation of an affair, to say nothing of its consummation, represents an unforgivable betrayal. And then in the very next breath, CIAWers insist that sex is so unimportant, so colossally trivial, that a person should be able to go without—forever!—if their mate is unwilling or incapable.
You can’t have it both ways, CIAWers. If sex is hugely important then people can’t be faulted for wanting some; if it’s unimportant then it shouldn’t be seen as a huge betrayal when some poor fuckers, under duress, get their needs met elsewhere.
That said, SOTS, I’m not gonna give you a pass. You’re not done with sex, he’s not dying, you don’t have kids—cheating under your particular circumstances can’t be justified. Regardless of what happens with your co-worker, you need to end this relationship. You’re not attracted to your boyfriend emotionally or physically, and you don’t have the kind of entanglements—biological or durational—to rationalize a fuck buddy. Do the right thing, SOTS, and break up with this guy.
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They Accomplished So Much Less Than That
Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.
–M86 bus
today has been so busy i can’t even believe it. and yet, i have been relatively productive. workin’ like a mofo, handling problems left and right, and i even managed to get the time to take the boy to see his douchebag doctor and get my sprint issues taken care of. hooray!
seriously, i’ve been trying to get to the sprint store for nearly 2 months now, and haven’t managed to swing it yet. until today, that is. even traffic was halfway decent, and i made it back to work with precious few issues. awesome. even more awesome is the fact that everything at work remained stable while i was gone so i didn’t come back to stressful evilness.
and now, for the requisite filler, because i suck at blogging…
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but my home town has its own wikipedia entry now! and i totally didn’t make it!
i have never seen an african american or asian or “other races” in my hometown. where does wikipedia come up with this stuff? hilarious.
why don’t they mention the cows?
also: 696 people is 96 more people than when i graduated. insanity!
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edward james olmos is the bees knees.
RDM: Now this, I have to say… (Chuckles.) This is a lo- this is an amazing moment in the series. And this is… Eddie, or Adama smashing his model ship that he- we’ve seen for all this time. And the way he just, like, completely explodes upon this moment.
Terry: I couldn’t remember if this was the episode or not.
RDM: This is both one of the most powerful moments in the show, and also one of the most surprising-
Terry: Expensive!
RDM: -because this was not planned. I have to tell you. This was not planned or scripted.
Terry: And one of the most expensive.
RDM: I’m getting there.
Terry: Oh.
RDM: This was not a planned moment. This is- Eddie being in the moment. Eddie BEING IN THE MOMENT. This is all genuine emotion.
Terry: Beautiful.
RDM: He is so upset, and he reacts, and lashes out, and destroys this ship. And you know what? This is a genuine museum-quality ship that we were renting! This isn’t a prop! This was hundreds of dollars!
Terry: Man…
RDM: Oh, but thank God it was insured. But this was like a museum-quality…
Terry: What did he say?
RDM: I don’t know. He was surprised when they told him, because he just did it. He was like, he just felt it, in the moment, on camera, and he just lashed out.
Terry: And it’s fantastic- it’s-
RDM: It’s perfect.
Terry: Especially since you’ve seen him working on this ship for so long.
RDM: For forever. And he- and then he just destroys it, and it’s shocking. It’s the perfect ending to the show. A perfect dramatic end-
Terry: You know the set- dresser was over on the side-
RDM: Oh my God. They were sh-
Terry: -of the set, having heart attacks.
RDM: They di- the blood drained from their faces. They were like, “Oh my fucking God. If we had known we would’ve give- made one for-”
Terry: -they made it, make it.
RDM: They would have made one.
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starting the morning off with a heaping pile of meeting bullshit is just not a good way to begin the work week. and i know i shouldn’t really bitch about it, but fuck man…i’m now 2 hours behind on a day i came in 1/2 hour early!
ugh.
i am having a cranky day.
and everything else just turned to bullshit…
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i missed you.
about the only thing that makes waking up at 8 in the fucking morning on a saturday and having to go straight to work is waking up at 8 in the fucking morning on a saturday and it being utterly gorgeous outside.
really…beautiful.
and i know it won’t last — it’s so out of character for new england — but it is truly gorgeous. i went to work, basked in the sunshine on my drive, fixed up a million things that were wrong and could not be right without me, and drove on homeward for some errands and more sunshine. i’ve come up with at least 50+million reasons to go out of doors today, and i’m sure i’ll think of some more. it’s that nice. it’s that much of a break from the giant heaps of bullshit yesterday was.
i may even lounge in a bubble bath today, because everything else so far has been so nice. and tonight, i’m trying out my grown up dishes. brand-spanking-new, picked by my daddy. and they’re awesome.
yes.
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you ain’t cuz you not
Thursday, March 8th, 2007Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net BWAH HA HA HA HAHAH HAAAAA!!!! ok, forget anything remotely coherent i said today, this is just great! hee!
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savage, indeed.
Thursday, March 8th, 2007from savage love: For the past three years I have been in a stable relationship with a great guy. He is always there for me; he has never cheated on me. It is the kind of relationship that some girls dream of. The sex is okay. But I’m only 24 and I’m feeling suffocated. A […]
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i miss pluto
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007They Accomplished So Much Less Than That Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park. Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV. Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets. Little boy #2: Like Pluto! Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists […]
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it’s not even on most maps!
Monday, March 5th, 2007but my home town has its own wikipedia entry now! and i totally didn’t make it! i have never seen an african american or asian or “other races” in my hometown. where does wikipedia come up with this stuff? hilarious. why don’t they mention the cows? also: 696 people is 96 more people than when […]
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the show will never be the same again
Monday, March 5th, 2007edward james olmos is the bees knees. RDM: Now this, I have to say… (Chuckles.) This is a lo- this is an amazing moment in the series. And this is… Eddie, or Adama smashing his model ship that he- we’ve seen for all this time. And the way he just, like, completely explodes upon this […]
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grrrrrrROWRmeh
Monday, March 5th, 2007starting the morning off with a heaping pile of meeting bullshit is just not a good way to begin the work week. and i know i shouldn’t really bitch about it, but fuck man…i’m now 2 hours behind on a day i came in 1/2 hour early! ugh. i am having a cranky day. and […]
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hello sunshine
Saturday, March 3rd, 2007i missed you. about the only thing that makes waking up at 8 in the fucking morning on a saturday and having to go straight to work is waking up at 8 in the fucking morning on a saturday and it being utterly gorgeous outside. really…beautiful. and i know it won’t last — it’s so […]
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