it is only monday…
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category : blahblahblah
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i wants it i wants it i wants it!
seriously, i have a hardcore yearning to make my own damn clothes — not that i don’t already have TOO MANY that totally don’t fit right — and isn’t this just the cutest little sewing machine ever? like, ever ever?!
i must have it!
soooo cute!
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category : teh wurld
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apparently everyone sucks at relationships and eventually all relationships are doomed to some sort of tragical, debilitating, miserable end. divorce, infidelity, stagnation, resentment. all the lovely things you can expect from just getting involved with another person. and that doesn’t even include the possibility of herpes or mutant gonorrhea*!
according to this article, everyone & their moms is a lying, cheating sonofabitch. and that’s totally ok. isn’t that awesome?
- Do you regret being unfaithful?
- No: 66 percent
- Feel guilty: 49 percent
- Feel stressed: 32 percent
- Sadness: 25 percent
- I’m glad I did it: 12.5 percent
sometimes, people totally tweak me out, i think. or gross me out. or maybe i’m too frazzled from work and my attention is too easily caught by random bullshit. maybe…
* thanks to my midget i now know that gonorrhea has mutated and is virtually incurable! hooray!!! it is SUPER EVIL STD!!!
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category : daily grind, sporty
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i have been up for entirely too long today. it’s already like…HOURS that i’ve been at work, on top of the freakish amount of HOURS i have been up already and it’s not even noon. god i hate meetings. especially useless, fruitless meetings where i’m half blown off anyway. bleh.
i am excited for the day regardless, though, because: KICKBALL!!!!
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category : bitchery
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today can officially lick my balls. because it has been a highly unpleasant day pretty much…ALL DAY LONG!
i seriously want to go EXPLODEY PUNCHY DESTROY on someone or something right now. blah.
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category : daily grind, movies
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arguably the best part of the weekend was hot fuzz. i totally *heart* simon pegg and nick frost now. totally and completely — and they are some special lookin’ dudes, but i love them anyway.
also: old lady gettin’ kicked in the face. it doesn’t get much better than that!
of course, after a weekend of steadily gorgeous weather, today is a whopping 82 degrees and i want to be anywhere but inside. stupid in-of-doors! i have a blender at home just callin’ out my name…
the rest of my weekend, weather aside, was pretty wonky and i don’t know why. just everything was ever so slightly off…and i hate that.
today: eye exam! OH NOES!
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