you hear that airlines? lick deez motherfuckin’ nutz!!! because i absolutely ROCK at booking cheap ass flights.
finally, being a poor mofo counts for something. after hounding — literally fucking HOUNDING — kayak.com and farecast.com and obsessing over flight details for the last 3-4 weeks, all the planets have correctly aligned and i scored tickets to denver from boston for under $200 a pop! OMG! YESSSS!
and, we’re not even going to be flying through dallas. aw yeah.