just take a moment to bask in the splendor that is johnny depp. look at him, look at him all done up in full pirate wonderfulness…does it get any better than that? does it, really? no, it does not.
now picture all the piratey johnny depp awesomeness in a movie…and you have the key ingredient to making a fucking awesome movie.
and just what makes the best movie ever? well, i’ll give you a quick run-down…
- johnny depp
- undead monkey
- midget
- johnny depp
- pirates
- johnny depp
- explosions
of course, there are a handful of other factors that take a movie from “meh” to “awesome” (zombies, bloodyguts, jet li, bear attacks, etc.) but pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end was fucking AWESOME. convoluted, yes; too much kiera knightley wenchery, yeys; undead orlando bloom, yes; but…and pay attention because this is VERY IMPORTANT…and entire fucking ship full of nothing but sometimes shirtless johnny fuckin’ depp.
totally fucking worth it.
and how!
i kinda want to see pirates again. and of course, 300…again.
it was really fun going to the movie and totally made the weekend. which, my weekend was a bit off. part of it was really good and part of it was blah. i had to work on saturday, and scoured CL and whatnot for a decently priced air conditioner since the weather decided to turn hotter than a crotch. but i got a smoothie and went to see pirates with the boy and his little sister, so…bonus.
some motherfucker at the fenway parking garage totally sideswiped the rear end of my car but i got their license plate number from an anonymous helpy helper and i will RAIN DOWN MY FULL WRATH UPON THEIR SKANK ASSES! seriously, i want to hunt them down and skullfuck their eyeholes with a soldering iron.
sunday was pretty uneventful, but i did spend the bulk of it working on my awesome new tshirt (original shirt supplied by my wonderful coca). but it did cool down a bit and i got some driving in.
and monday: no work, no oppressively hot weather, unholy amounts of sleep. and the boy & i watched children of men, which was a pretty spiffy movie. i still love clive owen, so like…bonus.
most importantly, i finally…FINALLY…finished my awesome new tank top and it looks spifftacular. i did a bunch of reinforcement stitches and such, so i feel pretty good about the overall finshed product.
now, if i can just find something to wear with it…
and of course, the rest of this week is gioing ot be cramming 5 days of work in a 4 day week…and freaking out about chicago trip. eek!
