work is totally fuckin’ eatin’ my balls today.
my b a l l s
(not-sentient)
FRIDAY’S FEAST
Appetizer: What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?
fruit: berries, watermelon, peaches, grapes, kiwi, clementines, cherries, yum yum yum!
Soup: On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?
not very, i imagine. even back home there aren’t a whole lot of people with my last name. smallish family, really.
Salad: Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?
i was never big into sitcoms…um…durrrr…homer simpson? does he count? dr. turk on scrubs, maybe, for the special dances. or butters…does butters count?
Main Course: Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.
oh god yes i do: delias, alloy, volatile, old navy, kegworks, futonworks, ikea, the container store, mex grocer, payless, pacsun, hot topic, oh my god i probably have a problem…
Dessert: Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.
“I think [GW Bush] should be [immediately drafted/deployed to Iraq without the SS just to see first-hand what he’s done. And maybe, get sniped. In the face.].”
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You are 33% Leo |
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Your Mind is 57% Cluttered |
 Your mind is starting to get cluttered, and as a result, it’s a little harder for you to keep focused. Try to let go of your pettiest worries and concerns. The worrying is worse than the actual problems! |
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Your Stress Level is: 69% |
 You are prone to stress, and you’re probably even pretty stressed right now. Life’s problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out. Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It’s the only wa you’ll get through the bad times. |
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Your Job Satisfaction Level: 62% |
 Your job is pretty good, even if it always doesn’t seem like it. You have a lot less stress than most people, and your work environment is definitely above average. So if you love what you’re doing, keep doing it. It doesn’t get a lot better than this. But if you’re in a dead end job, you may want to move on. Because if you’re not advancing, it’s just not worth it. |
