when we sat
on your couch
at the window
looking out
at your cat
in the back
that was taking a nap
but you bitched about your ex
and how there wasn’t a next
and that was that
the cat’s sitting
in the back
and i’m feeling
like a sap
when you fall
and hit the ground
and there’s no one around
except that cat
in the back
just taking a nap
and you take me by the hand
and bring me back to the land
where i never
get attacked
just sitting on your lap
oh god
it’s just a trap
and like a deck of cards
i go floating through your yard
and you find the one you like
and you put it in your bike
and you make me go snap
and you get a big laugh
and i fall
to the ground
and there’s no one around
and i’m out
