so roadsteamer pictures are up here.
i’ve also uploaded the pictures from the colorado trip, pictures of coca’s wedding, and coordinated all my tshirt surgery pictures. there are also new pictures of lola in the gallery. that whore.
and due to an exceptional lack of anything else to post right now, i’ve taken to stealing from faithy.
(i really shouldn’t be doing this)
The Ultimate Sex Survey
- Do you like it rough or sensual?
it entirely depends on my mood, but i think i tend to favor rough a bit more. just a smidge, really. - Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?
bleh, i do not like ladies, sorry. so…NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! - How often do you like to have sex?
every day? multiple times a day? if i could, i would constantly have sex. stupid job…stupid responsibilities… - Is sex a top priority for you?
ideally, yeah. it’s definitely high up on the list, that’s for sure. - Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
sometimes yes, sometimes no. - How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
once, but after that they weren’t a stranger anymore. meh. - How do you feel about one night stands?
they have good points and bad points. - How many one night stands have you had?
one and a half. don’t ask. - What’s your favorite position?
that’s like asking what’s your favorite flavor of ice cream, you can’t fucking pick one. - Where’s your favorite place to have sex?
wherever i feel like having it at the moment. - Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
making ::vomit:: love is so gay. super gay. - Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
nope. - How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
depends. sometimes it’s like HESH WANT SEX NOW! - Do you get off first or do they?
this also is very, very variable. - Do you like kissing during sex?
of course! that’s one of the best parts! - Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
you know, a girl has to have some secrets. - Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
it’s kind of creepy when you’re with a guy and he’s just really quite/next to silent, and you have no idea if he’s even having fun or anything. it’s kind of frustrating. - Does size matter?
to a degree, but not in the way most dudes think. - How old were you when you lost your virginity?
just shy of 19 years old. - How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
do hobos count? no? ok then, just the one. - What does your favorite foreplay include?
bend over and i’ll show you. - Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
does your mom? - Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
each has a list of pros and cons, but i like not having to worry about getting names mixed up and such. - Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
no! - When and where was your wildest sex ever?
i have a bad memory, but there are a few times that stand out. - What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy?
oh see, that’s not the kind of shit we give out for free around these parts. next! - Have you ever have sex for money?
nope. - Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
no, i’ve never been that desperate. - Is the sex still good when you’re cheating?
not the cheatin’ type, myself. so i don’t know. - During sex… what are you thinking about?
if it’s good sex, my mind is blissfully blank. if it’s bad sex: when will this end? - Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
that entirely depends on my mood, really. - How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
i actually am quite fond of variety. - Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?
of course. i think most people do (or they should). - Could you live without sex?
why would i even want to!?!? - How often do you find sex boring?
i can count the number of times on one hand. - How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
that all dependson your mom. - Do you like to perform oral sex?
yeah, sometimes it’s really fun. - Do you like to recieve oral sex?
oh god yes. - Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
oh god no! - Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
nope. nope. aaaand nope. - Have you ever had interracial sex?
pretty much every time i’ve ever had sex. ever. in my life. is there some sort of big deal? - Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
almost, which as way too close for comfort. by college roommate/no-longer friend. - Have you ever had sex while at work?
kinda, NOT at my current job! - Have you ever had sex while at school?
high school? no. jr. college? yes. college? yes. - What is something that you would never consider doing?
water sports. things with poo. asphyxiation. anything involving a diaper. buttsex. anything sapphic. things with animals. things with children. ok, so there’s a list but it’s basically anything that would make me rather drink a cup of cold sick. - Have you ever had sex on drugs?
no. - Would you ever have sex in public?
in a public place? sure. in front of the public? not so much. - What’s your biggest turn on?
well, you see…that’s for me to know and you to find out… - Do you spit or swallow?
(see above) - How many times have you gotten off in one night?
hmmm…sometimes i lose count. most ever, i think hovered around 9-11ish. it goes up to 11!!!!!! - Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
probably not. - Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
only if i wanted all boners dead immediately. - Have you ever had sex with your best friend’s b/f or g/f?
nope. - Do you ever have sex in the shower?
you’re damn right i do! - What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever done it?
cross between commuter rail and supply closet. - What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
5 years older, i think. - Do you feel you’re up to par in bed?
i don’t know, i can never quite tell. i hope so. - Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
probably but i certainly don’t want to picture it! - What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
can’t think of any really that involve the actual act. more like, nearly getting caught or having someone bringing it up. - How old is “too young” to have sex your in opinion?
if you’re not old enough to responsibly think about the consequences or even acknowledge them, you’re not old enough to have sex. - Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?
naked is better, but sometimes you’re just in a hurry! - Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
not yet. - What’s the most public place that you can think of that you’ve had sex at?
didn’t i already answer this? - Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
this is something i’m planning on devoting some research time to. “field research.” - Do you use protection as often as you should?
you’re damn right i do. - Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
that would be so funny. I PUT A BABY IN YOU!!! heh, but NO! also: NO! - Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
always older, i just don’t do younger men in any way, shape or form. but not too much older, cuz that’s plain squicky. - What’s the perfect size?
about…like so [see hand gesture], and kinda [additional gesture]. yeah, that’s just right.
