i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

return of the buttnugget!!!
6.14.07 at 1:29 pm

i just bough my brother’s plane tickets to boston! YAY!!! (holy fucking hell were they expensive) he’s going to be here in a couple of months! months! hooray! i am officially so excited i can’t even begin to deal with it right now.

so…you know…SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

oh man, now i can actually start planning all the things we’re going to do and see, so much to do! and i’m gonna take the lil bugger out to play pool and he is going to whup my ass. but it’s going to be so much fun!

can’t.fucking.wait!

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pet peeve
6.13.07 at 7:00 pm

category : bitchery

it’s fuckin’.

F-U-C-K-I-N-‘

not fucken, ok? it’s just FUCKING NOT FUCKEN!!! GAH! and that goes for all -ing words that you drop the ‘g’ on.

chillin’
illin’
bangin’
drinkin’
eatin’
sleepin’
screwin’
rockin’
doin’
kickin’
etc. etc. etc.

and of course, motherfuckin’ fuckin’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god, what the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!

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DINOTOPIA!
at 1:44 pm

category : g33kd0m, glee

ETA: i fucking LOVED that book

this, is quite possibly the greatest site ever:
DINOFARM!

i could easily, EASILY, see myself spending entire paychecks here. it would be utterly fantabulous! dinosaurs, RAWR!!!

do you see the collection of SQUOOSHY DINOSAURS???!!?!??!?!

DO YOU!?!?!

omg you can squoosh them! i want i want i want! it is all just too wonderful to comprehend.

DINOSAURS!

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mine :

wibble wibble
at 1:24 pm

category : mehz0rz

The Knee has struck vengeance on me for some unknown offense, 3 days running now. i am drugged, i am braced, i am ever-so-careful where/how i walk and such.

but it is useless. futile. The Knee doesn’t give the slightest shit one way or another, it has determined that i’m destined to suffer and suffer greatly.

i fucking hate this shit. it happens all the god damned time and i am getting so sick of it. totally inconvenient when you live up all the stairs in the damned world…

now i’m moderately crippled, irritable, annoyed by the heavy-duty neoprene action i got going on. sexxxytime, obviously.

ugh.

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“i have a headache”
6.11.07 at 6:19 pm

category : bitchery, daily grind

it is shit like this, shit of this very ilk â€” on tv, in the movies, on the radio, in print â€” that makes me murderously infuriated with all of womankind. there is a very good reason why i don’t like bitches, and this just contributes to it. shit likes this makes all of us look bad. seriously.fucking.bad.

i don’t know if it’s puritanical-ism (is that a word?), or embarrassment, or taboo, or whatthefuckever, but why is it that women are always supposed to feel/or presented as feeling that sex is such a fucking chore, like it’s a job or duty or something you just lie back grit your teeth and put up with? where in the bloody fuck did that notion come from?

and this, this is but one of thousands of examples…the man wants sex so you sigh, shrug and hope it’s over with quickly. or the man wants sex so you try to come up with other things to distract him so you don’t have to. and so on, and so on, and so on. i can think of numerous movies (that i don’t like) and television shows/tv characters and books and magazine articles and websites that present the same bullshit.

sex is a job, sex is a chore, sex is something women don’t like, sex is something you do to keep a man/keep a man happy/get a man to do things for you/trick a man into [fill in the blank]/etc.

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fruits of labor
at 1:26 pm

category : g33kd0m

and a slightly OCD-like obsession with stitching…

so, it’s no lie that i’ve been super into my t-shirt reconstruction efforts (i’ve successfully completed 3 ‘surgeries’ at this point), and this weekend i finally wrapped up a project that’s taken forever in just plain effort and reconsideration.

the ideas i have in my head never quite match up to what plays out in the fabric, but i have to say, i’m pretty proud of this one so far…

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lilac season is over
6.9.07 at 10:30 am

category : mehz0rz

i feel like i really missed out on it this year. missed…missed out on something. maybe it’s just the whole year is moving so fucking fast already and i haven’t yet got a handle on it.

it doesn’t feel like summer yet â€” mind you, i am grateful for the mild humidity so far â€”i don’t quite know what it feels like.

disorienting.

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

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return of the buttnugget!!!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

i just bough my brother’s plane tickets to boston! YAY!!! (holy fucking hell were they expensive) he’s going to be here in a couple of months! months! hooray! i am officially so excited i can’t even begin to deal with it right now. so…you know…SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! oh man, now i can actually start planning all the […]

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pet peeve

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

it’s fuckin’. F-U-C-K-I-N-‘ not fucken, ok? it’s just FUCKING NOT FUCKEN!!! GAH! and that goes for all -ing words that you drop the ‘g’ on. chillin’ illin’ bangin’ drinkin’ eatin’ sleepin’ screwin’ rockin’ doin’ kickin’ etc. etc. etc. and of course, motherfuckin’ fuckin’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god, what the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!

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DINOTOPIA!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

ETA: i fucking LOVED that book this, is quite possibly the greatest site ever: DINOFARM! i could easily, EASILY, see myself spending entire paychecks here. it would be utterly fantabulous! dinosaurs, RAWR!!! do you see the collection of SQUOOSHY DINOSAURS???!!?!??!?! DO YOU!?!?! omg you can squoosh them! i want i want i want! it is […]

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wibble wibble

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

The Knee has struck vengeance on me for some unknown offense, 3 days running now. i am drugged, i am braced, i am ever-so-careful where/how i walk and such. but it is useless. futile. The Knee doesn’t give the slightest shit one way or another, it has determined that i’m destined to suffer and suffer […]

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“i have a headache”

Monday, June 11th, 2007

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fruits of labor

Monday, June 11th, 2007

and a slightly OCD-like obsession with stitching… so, it’s no lie that i’ve been super into my t-shirt reconstruction efforts (i’ve successfully completed 3 ‘surgeries’ at this point), and this weekend i finally wrapped up a project that’s taken forever in just plain effort and reconsideration. the ideas i have in my head never quite […]

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lilac season is over

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

i feel like i really missed out on it this year. missed…missed out on something. maybe it’s just the whole year is moving so fucking fast already and i haven’t yet got a handle on it. it doesn’t feel like summer yet â€” mind you, i am grateful for the mild humidity so far â€”i […]

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