oh, i want a puppy…
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oh my god, i totally need a cat cam for lola!
it would be AWESOME!
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leave it to the japanese to come up with the most disgusting-looking, revolting-sounding, horrible incarnation of “pizza”.
jesus titty-fucking christ this looks gross.
pizza hut’s double-roll pizza, available only in japan and the equivalent of $29 USD for a large…
hamburger patties, hot dog-stuffed crust nubbins, corn, wtf is that? oh my god i’m glad i can’t at least translate this bullshit.
ugh.
as if pizza hut wasn’t disgusting enough to begin with!
edited to add:
okay, apparently it’s pigs in a blanket, hot dogs and bacon wrapped in the crust section on hal of the pizza.
The other half has cheese rolls (the make another pizza in Japan at Pizza Hut that is called “Cheesy Lava” which has different kinds of cheese stuffed in the dough rolls, not to mention lobster and other things…), Italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic slices, basil, black pepper and of course tomato sauce.
It says it can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup by request.
ok so um, the japanese are fucked up.
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so much many more to go…
performance review this morning. i even showed up on time for it, which i figure is a bonus, right?
it went really, really well, i think. or rather, i guess i was worried for no reason. whatevs, i know how i’ve really been performing at work so what the fuck ever. it went much better than i expected, and for that i’m grateful.
today we’re having an ice cream party, that’s pretty spiffy, i guess. i’m so tired right now, but i feel like the major bulk of my day is over with so that’s good.
i am still feeling like everything is a bit off, and i hate it.
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i need a change. and isn’t that always the way? constantly restless and dissatisfied and totally in need of a change. the problem — as always — is of course, what kind of change?
i always end up opting for something on a superficial level because that’s the easiest and requires the least amount of actual change. isn’t that pathetic? i think so.
habitually unhappy & just as habitually doing nothing about it. i’m the worst broken record there is.
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i have only just begun to prepare for summer and then i realize it’s totally already waning. the hell?
that’s so depressing.
what is happening to my summer?
and for that matter, what is happening to my life?
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A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS GEICO AUTO INSURANCE AGENT.
BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER
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Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either “Sneak attack by Decepticons” or “Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings.”
The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he “doesn’t breathe”—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.
But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:
- $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
- $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
- $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the “Autobot Matrix of Leadership.” You stated this occurred in “an ultimate confrontation between good and evil,” with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn’t break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.
And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.
To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.
Regards,
Simon Furman
GEICO Agent
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