welcome to my saturday morning special…
8:00-ish am:
kitten decides I MUST SNIFF YOUR FACE AND PRESS MY WET NOSE AGAINST YOU NOW!. much flinging ensues. sleep is valiantly held onto…for now.9:30ish am:
kitten takes MONSTER OF ALL POOPS. sleep is shattered by unholy stench. room cleared out with air freshener, kittten is flung out of room. am awake now.10:00-ish am:
kitten is terrorizing lola, who is hiding in below-sink cabinet. constant banging of cabinet door guarantees consciousness.10:30 am:
kitten takes ANOTHER poop, unending scratching in litterbox. inspection of litterbox reveals structural damage, interesting. inspection of kitten reveals ability to avoid stepping in own poop has STILL not developed. chasing & dragging into bathroom ensues. hosing down of squirming kitten requires re-enforcements. boy is no longer asleep.10:45-ish am:
scraping of unholy amounts of poop out of litterbox commences. sopping wet kitten sits on couch, contentedly licking self. now, poop-free!
i so fucking need coffee…
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