my entire political decision is about to be entirely shifted based on my levels of stabbity rage.
SCENE: me & the boy sitting in the living room. he is playing mass effect, i am RAWKING at lumines on the psp. it’s a saturday morning.
DOOR BUZZER SCREECHES
the boy & i are confused, thus he gets up to the buzzer and inquires as to who the fuck it is. they ask for me. i am neither a.) expecting anything nor b.) wearing clothes. i am, however, curled up in my extra-spiffy sock monkey pajamas and thus whomever is at the door can proceed to suck it dry. furthermore, i’m not in the mood.
the boy goes downstairs — because he’s a good boy — and sees who it is. i am only disappointed he took no garbage (for flinging) or weapons (for stabbing). but, i has the bloodlust and him, not so much. upon his return the mystery guest is revealed: campaigning douchebag for barack obama.
OH HELL NO!
immediately, a number of things infuriate me:
- it’s saturday fucking morning and what the hell are they doing at my building?
- how in god’s name do these political fuckbags know my name? i’m not registered for either shitty-ass party and i hate, loathe and despise all the retarded candidates!
- how in the fuck did they get my name?!
STABBITY STABBITY STABBITY!!!
and of course, the boy sent them packing. but fuck that noise…i will put on clothes when i fucking feel like it and no glad-handing political fuckbag is going to tell me otherwise. also: suck it dry, bitches.
god, i hate election years. i hate the candidates, i hate the campaigns, i hate the campaigners, i hate this all almost as much as i hate g. w. bush. and hell, i’m completely and totally not affiliated with either fuckbag party so they should just leave me the hell alone. i’ve already had enough of my life invaded by this bullshit.
ugh!
and i’m sorry (that’s a lie), but I WILL PUT ON MY PANTS FOR NO CANDIDATE! fuck you, campaign douche, fuck you barack obama.
i mean, i was already highly leery of mr. obama’s stances; only slightly leaning to him since i completely disagree with everything hillary stands for, represents and believes. also, she’s a scary ass hobag.
but this…
if the choice boils down to hillary vs. obama compared to some republican fuckbag…i’m going to abstain. or write in something. because i cannot believe what a letdown the democratic system has been in the last 8 years.
i remain still, ashamed to be american.
