what do washed up rappers from the 90s do when nobody wants their albums anymore? i mean, there can really be only one flava flav (thank god); so what is a poor, hapless gangsta’s paradise peddler supposed to do when the royalty checks run out?
shitty television shows. specifically a shitty cooking show. but with urban flare. so move the fuck over, rachel ray, coolio is in da house! he will be the MASTER of shitty cooking shows.
Says Coolio, “I’m gunna teach you how to make a salad that will get them panties right off.â€
clearly, coolio knows what culinary skills are most important! i can hardly wait till he opens his own chain of restaurants.
“Shaka Zulu, Mother Fucka!”
