i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

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3.28.08 at 2:51 pm

can i get a round of DUH!?

do you really need ten whole reasons to have sex? and thus, in light of such astounding scientific evidence proving how fucking awesome fucking is… can we, as a nation, move on from the condemnation of sexuality as a whole and stop being so fucking puritanical?

double standards and childish fears of sex abound, man. why are so many teen pregnancies regarded with astonishment and a frantic search for a scapegoat? i mean, if you don’t make an effort to teach safe sex in schools and educate your own children then you should not be so surprised when your son or daughter comes home with a particularly vicious STD/bun in the oven.

sex is good for you, sex is totallyfuckingawesomefun, everyone has it, everyone wants it, and yet in america the general public acts as if it is some great, horrifying taboo. it would be ironic if it weren’t so god damned fucking sad.

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today i am a pirate
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i am wearing my incredibly cute a’hoy matey! dress with my new skull & crossbones galoshes and weather be damned, it is awesome. some days, you just have to be a pirate, savvy?

remember saturday morning cartoons growing up? remember waking up uber-fucking-early and getting juice or cereal or poptarts and settling down just to catch every moment of kick ass programming? remember how cartoons nowadays are so incredibly retarded they will make your brain meats liquefy into a puddle of dumb ass and leak out your ears? yeah…me too. what i don’t remember — because i’ve so clearly blocked all this shit out — is how utterly disturbing some of these cartoons were: Top 10 Most Disturbing Moments in 80s Cartoons. only now am i re-remembering all of these extra fucking special moments in cartoon history, but obviously the fact that i had NO IDEA until now speaks to my awesome powers of represson. plus, i am totally ashamed of how i wanted nothing more than to be jem! when i was 5 years old (the year before i was rainbow brite). ps – don’t fuck with the smurfs!

in other news, the TSA is still run by utter and complete assholes. are you even a little bit surprised?

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can i get a round of DUH!? do you really need ten whole reasons to have sex? and thus, in light of such astounding scientific evidence proving how fucking awesome fucking is… can we, as a nation, move on from the condemnation of sexuality as a whole and stop being so fucking puritanical? double standards […]

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i am wearing my incredibly cute a’hoy matey! dress with my new skull & crossbones galoshes and weather be damned, it is awesome. some days, you just have to be a pirate, savvy? remember saturday morning cartoons growing up? remember waking up uber-fucking-early and getting juice or cereal or poptarts and settling down just to […]

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