vote for chris coxen, ladies and gentlemen.
do the right thing.
vote for the war doll.
vote for freedom.
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category : filler
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category : teh wurld
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disclaimer: i am not a feminist. nor am i going to discuss feminism at length. i am not a femin-not, either, mind you. humanity needs equality, as a whole, as a species. with no limitations of race, ethnicity, sexuality or creed. none of those matter or are even apparent at a biological level, on a cellular level, on a genetic level, on the level that separates our DNA from the rest of the animal kingdom. human = human. (my math is simple)
that said, there are clear reasons why i am not a hardcore feminist despite actually being a woman and thus subject to discrimination and hardship by sole virtue of my gender. i will not pretend to be blinded by the inequalities around me, however; i am fully aware that to get anywhere in this world, to have a virtually hassle-free existence you must meet the following prerequisites. you must be middle-/upper-class, caucasian, male…at the very least these are the basics. you will do better if you are of a christian faith than any other, though jewish is somewhat acceptable. but i digress…
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category : wrath
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the idea of a ‘biological clock‘ is completely foreign and ridiculous to me. in my life, it has absolutely no application whatsoever. my maternal instinct has been replaced by a fascination for electronic equipment — particularly that of an apple-produced variety. when i look at a baby i feel nothing. wait, no…that’s not entirely true. i’m usually filled with a sense of vague unease and revulsion. 90% of all babies are pretty much hideous, especially the newborn ones, and all of them are accompanied by various fluids and scents that are not at all pleasant. were you to blow up a baby to adult size yet keeping its infantile proportions, you would be horrified by the monstrosity before you. babies = gross = NO. this math is not hard.
Your biological clock? Yeah, it’s ticking. But it’s hard to know how fast. A new study out of University Medical Center Utrecht in the Netherlands says while menopause for most women begins sometime between 40 and 50, there is no real “average” age that marks the lack of fertility, meaning that some women may begin menopause as early as 30 and some well into their 60’s. In other words, feel free to become more paranoid not knowing what end of that spectrum your body will fall. Happy Monday! (via jezebel.com)
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there is a war in iraq right now, in case you didn’t know. it has been going on for seven long years. although, technically, you could reason that it’s been going on for far longer and that this is just a tragic culmination. the ignorant son finishing what the inept father could not.
there is a recession going on right now, and the financial backbone of the country is strained straining…broken. nobody has job security anymore, and the future is woefully uncertain. more so even than it has been in a very long time.
there are people starving and sick and suffering and dying the world over, and right within our own borders. in haiti men, women and children have nothing to eat but bitter dirt and tears. in the midwest school children can’t even afford the cost of meager hot lunches (in many cases, the only meal they get of the day), because their families are too poor and the costs of everything steadily rises.
everywhere you look there is pain and suffering and hope dwindles day by day…but if you look to the white house, you see our nation’s leader…
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the most productive thing i’ve done all day, is make a cat party! ringtone for mah phone. and mah homeboy’s phone.
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category : movies
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is fucking fantastic. like, sea turtle fucking season fantastic. it has comedy, full-frontal ween, a bit of gross-out humor and motherfuckin’ puppets. also, paul rudd is my future manwife.
it’s so great because it’s basically nick andopolis all grown the fuck up, also naked. he may be surrounded in some major creepy vibes, and he may be a bit too much to handle sometimes, but all in all he’s fabulous.
this is why:
any time he sings is fuckin’ gold.
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category : movies, wrath
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ok so i don’t know who this “ashley tisdale” mofo is, but i’m sure she’s not anyone worth a damn. but…ok…RAGE IS MOUNTING!!!!
apparently they are going to up and fucking re-make the 1989 motherfucking classic that is teen witch. i mean, how could you? is nothing sacred? really, i mean…REALLY?! gawd, why don’t they just re-make every damn movie of the 80s and early 90s and call it original fucking content and hope that no one knows the fucking difference. and ok ok ok, so teen witch was uber-fuckin’-cheesy as hell…but with that much cheese, you make some motherfuckin’ nachos and enjoy it, man. nachos are delicious, by the way.
and really, how are they ever going to top “top that”?
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