According to a report published Monday in The Journal Of Gender Studies, many American women are bucking centuries of traditional gender roles by placing stunted, emotionally unfulfilling relationships on hold in order to pursue mind-numbing careers devoid of any upward mobility.(via the onion)
this would be somewhat funny if it weren’t so absolutely fucking true. i’ve already had the emotionally-crippling, going-nowhere, doomed-from-the-start, waste-of-time, completely-unfulfilling relationship. been there, done that, got the shitty t-shirt. it would only make sense that the next step would be to switch from useless, energy-draining, unsatisfactory boys to useless, energy-draining, unsatisfactory jobs. i mean, at least you get money out of the latter without feeling like a total whore, right?
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