i just slogged home on a noxious, humid train full of massholes into a sweltering apartment building to find a fucking jury duty notice. my first thought was: jury duty?! seriously?! are they fucking for real? my second thought: RAGE!
in case you’ve forgotten, i JUST FUCKING SERVED JURY DUTY, mere months ago. hell, i barely got my “certificate of trial juror service” last month! and now this?
i realize that the mass .gov is full of glaring ineptitude and monumental stupidity, but what the fuck? not only are the police useless (that’s right, ignore the fucking douchebags speeding down the road with their headlights OFF at fucking 11 o’clock at night and keep playing your god damned solitare!), the RMV completely disorganized, the parking clerk’s office run by brain-dead morons, but apparently the judicial system is seriously lacking. this, however, is less of a surprise to me than you’d expect. i’ve been dicked over by the antiquated and mind-numbingly idiotic mass legal system before. and this state is notorious for its ridiculous laws and practices, it’s like the singular goal of the entire state is to suck the joy out of everything and destroy everything good and pure and fun in the world. (ps – i hate it here)
so not only did i get forced to go to jury duty in the midst of rain and fucking delivery truck explosions that rendered the T useless, but those fucking bastards can’t even bother to keep track of the fact that in spite of everything i actually bothered to show up! not only did i show up but i sat in that dank, smelly, washed-out holding area for HOURS ON END because they couldn’t get their act together. my day was ruined and my time was wasted all for fucking nothing!
and on top of it all, they have the audacity to demand my presence, that i fulfill my “civic duty” all over again without even bothering to grant me the 3 year reprieve that is required by law?!
fuck.that.shit.
and fuck you, too, massachusetts.
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