i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

never rub another man’s rhubarb
7.18.08 at 3:26 pm

movies that are NOT the dark knight yet opening this week or playing in a theatre near you:

Exte: Hair Extensions (Ekusute) – a japanese horror flick about, yes hair extensions…
Mongol
Wanted
Hellboy II
SPACE CHIMPS!
Journey to the Center of the Earth
WALL-E
The Visitor
Hancock

and a dozen more indie and art films. basically, my motto this weekend is: ANYTHING BUT the dark knight. go see it if you want, enjoy…vaya con batman. but don’t expect me to. as far as i’m concerned, no matter how awesome heath ledger is (and he’d be the only reason to see the movie at all), he’ll never even come close to comparing with jack nicholson’s prince-loving, purple-suit-wearing, i’m-gonna-fuck-your-shit-up joker. sorry, it’s just not going to happen.

plus, christian bale is full of FAILURE.

“Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

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at 1:13 pm

category : mehz0rz, say what?

pineapple: the only benefit of my big stupid breakup was the whiskey/cigarettes/stay up all night diet
midget: i know. i got teeny after the breakup
pineapple: i would stay out all night drinking
midget: alcohol and nicotine is great
pineapple: smoking
midget: no eating
pineapple: take a bus home, shower, go to the gym at 6 am, work out, shower, go to work, go right back to the bar
midget: i know, i miss those days
pineapple: guinness = dinner
pineapple: i was miserable, but had tinier clothes and a smaller ass
pineapple: oh, and a waist
midget: my boobs, waist, and ass weren’t the same size there was definition at one point i swear there was
pineapple: why can’t i be happy*, and not fat?

maybe the boy and i can stage a fake breakup, but not tell anyone but my ass. that way i can trick it into thinking i’m so heartbroken and nothing in the world tastes better than whiskey and tears. and marlboro lights.

le sigh.

*Note: i actually am, very happy

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movies that are NOT the dark knight yet opening this week or playing in a theatre near you: Exte: Hair Extensions (Ekusute) – a japanese horror flick about, yes hair extensions… Mongol Wanted Hellboy II SPACE CHIMPS! Journey to the Center of the Earth WALL-E The Visitor Hancock and a dozen more indie and art […]

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pineapple: the only benefit of my big stupid breakup was the whiskey/cigarettes/stay up all night diet midget: i know. i got teeny after the breakup pineapple: i would stay out all night drinking midget: alcohol and nicotine is great pineapple: smoking midget: no eating pineapple: take a bus home, shower, go to the gym at […]

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