movies that are NOT the dark knight yet opening this week or playing in a theatre near you:
- Exte: Hair Extensions (Ekusute) – a japanese horror flick about, yes hair extensions…
- Mongol
- Wanted
- Hellboy II
- SPACE CHIMPS!
- Journey to the Center of the Earth
- WALL-E
- The Visitor
- Hancock
and a dozen more indie and art films. basically, my motto this weekend is: ANYTHING BUT the dark knight. go see it if you want, enjoy…vaya con batman. but don’t expect me to. as far as i’m concerned, no matter how awesome heath ledger is (and he’d be the only reason to see the movie at all), he’ll never even come close to comparing with jack nicholson’s prince-loving, purple-suit-wearing, i’m-gonna-fuck-your-shit-up joker. sorry, it’s just not going to happen.
plus, christian bale is full of FAILURE.
“Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
