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the rumors were true
8.29.08 at 12:20 pm

category : teh wurld

i don’t like politics, i don’t like talking about politics, i don’t even like thinking about them. but there are some things that even i, with my rabid distrust of the government and lack of faith in mankind, can not ignore. not in good faith, no matter how much i may want to.

it’s an election year, and honestly, to me it’s not much different than any other random ass year, really. just with an extra helping of bullshit.

i will go on record — and have on numerous times — saying that i don’t give a shit for either candidate. US politics has a knack for always giving the nation the lovely choice between a “douchebag and a turd sandwich”, and this year really isn’t different. because, honestly, it doesn’t matter if the candidate has different chromosomes or skin pigment or whatever that makes their campaign so “groundbreaking” when all the politicians are cut from the same sleazy, duplicitous, self-serving cloth.

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i can haz tattoo
8.27.08 at 11:49 pm

category : daily grind, glee

today was a day of the most fantastical and lovely shenanigans. i don’t think i’ve had a day anywhere near as fantastic in a long time. well, that’s not true. i did have a pretty fun birthday celebration, but that was different. this was completely random, unplanned yet ultimately lovely shenanigans. because it was a bonus in the middle of an otherwise completely shitty week.

instead of being at work, slaving away at a thankless job that is basically a arduous exercise in futility, i was with one of my besties getting a much-coveted set of new tattoos. seriously, i have been pining away for these tattoos for MONTHS now; hell, i have wanted this particular design for little over a year. i mean, i just want more and more tattoos, have since the first one…but that’s just how i operate. i have to agonize and analyze and pine and long and envision and wish. i have to immerse myself in it before i finally take the plunge.

and today, today was the day for new tattoos.

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[rhetorical questions]
8.26.08 at 7:05 pm

category : blahblahblah, daily grind

my mind is a puddle of gooshy mush after the week i’ve had. and yet, it is merely TUESDAY and i have a whole pile of work left to do for the rest of the week. awesome, yes? meh.

tonight, however, i flat out REFUSE to leave the office at ass o’clock (like the past few weeks) because not only have i already been here unholy long, there’s a brand-spanking new bill nye show tonight on the PlanetGreen channel. and i plan on being home tonight because i’m gonna watch the shit out of that show!

since the boy and i have been luxuriating in a full season of eyes of nye (thank you bittorrent!), i have been on a major nye kick. god, i miss the science guy. also, his shows are HILARIOUS and EDUCATIONAL. 100% total edutainment!

bill nye is my hero.

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OMG SHOES
8.24.08 at 1:19 pm

category : amuserings & musings

apparently your birthday month can be filled with all kinds of awesome if you pay attention to all the free shit and discounts people throw your way. right here you’ll see the incredibly adorable new shoes i just ordered. they were out of my size in-store (wtf is up with all these size 9 and 10 shoes!?) yet selling for $22. online not only were they on sale but because august is the month i was born in, i get $10 off my order. how cool is that? it covered shipping entirely, plus an order of really awesome fishnets (i was totally running out).

yesterday, we went to the natick mall and took advantage of my ‘happy birthday from godiva’ coupon and not only got lots of yummy treats for a discount but i also got free chocolate! awesomesauce. plus, i had a gift certificate to LUSH and got 2 free items on top of my order AND hit an insane sale at jcp. oh, and the boy got me the cutest hat ever. though, who knew hats could be so damn expensive? i guess it’s the extra $$$ for the feather…

fuckin’ retail therapy, man.

seriously, though, i cannot wait until my new shoes arrive (OMG SHOES!) because they are too cute. and the sandal season is fast approaching a close, unfortunately.

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it’s about suppression
8.21.08 at 9:08 am

category : amuserings & musings

you know what’s worse than a period? a fucking baby!

doesn’t it ever make you wonder just who the fuck they’re really marketing to in all those pill commercials?

if you watch ANY tv at all, you do notice all the “birth control” pills out there are like OMG WTF LOL NO PERIODS! and rarely mention anything about how they totally like, stop a baby from invading your uterus and bursting forth out of your cooter like some beastly thing out of Aliens. cuz you know, that’s totally not the point. obviously.

but man, those pesky periods…they’re the real culprit. obvs.

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burning like a flame inside of you
8.18.08 at 5:46 pm

category : music

c h i l l s

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twenty-six
at 5:40 pm

category : blahblahblah, daily grind

am i all that different from last year? dunno, i wouldn’t necessarily say so. i’m still disillusioned with the new england region (bostonians especially), the government and the world as a whole. i still have the same goals, and desires. i still have the same joys and sorrows. no, scratch that one, i have a lot more sorrow these days. a lot more sadness. i figure, though, that’s just part of growing up, growing older. your days are tinged in loss and sadness, your world is colored in grief. unavoidable fact.

the last year hasn’t been all bad, not exactly. there were many good times to be had, many fun memories made. it definitely was a harder year than most, but oh well. the one thing about birthdays is, for me, they’re always on the downslope of the summer and then i have but a precious few weeks left before fall (read: “sleety, rainy, hellish cold” in boston) gives way to the icy winter. it really is, in almost every way, the death of a summer. every summer.

i should maybe be a bit more cheerful, yeah? i mean, honestly the past few days have been fabulous. i spent time with my loved ones and much good food, good booze, and good times were had. so really, how can you go wrong with that?

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archive for August, 2008

the rumors were true

Friday, August 29th, 2008

i don’t like politics, i don’t like talking about politics, i don’t even like thinking about them. but there are some things that even i, with my rabid distrust of the government and lack of faith in mankind, can not ignore. not in good faith, no matter how much i may want to. it’s an […]

posted in teh wurld | 2 Comments »

i can haz tattoo

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

today was a day of the most fantastical and lovely shenanigans. i don’t think i’ve had a day anywhere near as fantastic in a long time. well, that’s not true. i did have a pretty fun birthday celebration, but that was different. this was completely random, unplanned yet ultimately lovely shenanigans. because it was a […]

posted in daily grind, glee | No Comments »

[rhetorical questions]

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

my mind is a puddle of gooshy mush after the week i’ve had. and yet, it is merely TUESDAY and i have a whole pile of work left to do for the rest of the week. awesome, yes? meh. tonight, however, i flat out REFUSE to leave the office at ass o’clock (like the past […]

posted in blahblahblah, daily grind | No Comments »

OMG SHOES

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

apparently your birthday month can be filled with all kinds of awesome if you pay attention to all the free shit and discounts people throw your way. right here you’ll see the incredibly adorable new shoes i just ordered. they were out of my size in-store (wtf is up with all these size 9 and […]

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

it’s about suppression

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

you know what’s worse than a period? a fucking baby! doesn’t it ever make you wonder just who the fuck they’re really marketing to in all those pill commercials? if you watch ANY tv at all, you do notice all the “birth control” pills out there are like OMG WTF LOL NO PERIODS! and rarely […]

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

burning like a flame inside of you

Monday, August 18th, 2008

c h i l l s

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twenty-six

Monday, August 18th, 2008

am i all that different from last year? dunno, i wouldn’t necessarily say so. i’m still disillusioned with the new england region (bostonians especially), the government and the world as a whole. i still have the same goals, and desires. i still have the same joys and sorrows. no, scratch that one, i have a […]

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