you know what’s worse than a period? a fucking baby!
doesn’t it ever make you wonder just who the fuck they’re really marketing to in all those pill commercials?
if you watch ANY tv at all, you do notice all the “birth control” pills out there are like OMG WTF LOL NO PERIODS! and rarely mention anything about how they totally like, stop a baby from invading your uterus and bursting forth out of your cooter like some beastly thing out of Aliens. cuz you know, that’s totally not the point. obviously.
but man, those pesky periods…they’re the real culprit. obvs.
