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can i please have a do-over on this weekend?
2.28.11 at 10:06 am

category : mehz0rz

mother of god, but that was the WORST.

absolute worst.

like the entirety of the world was just conspiring against me. to make everything SUCK. and yes, ok we did see robby and that was great, but god damn. also: saturday was entirely slept away. wtf? i’m sick of this randomly passing out bullshit. passing out and then waking up with hours gone? how does that even help anything?

i don’t feel rested. most times i feel super nauseous and cheated out of my fucking days. ugh.

so dreadful. i can’t even really deal with today either, super nauseous.

fuck this.

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the meanest reds there ever were
2.27.11 at 8:13 pm

category : bitchery, mehz0rz

this is going to go down in history as the worst fucking day ever. and about the only upside is in a little bit i’m going to a show at great scott’s, but even more so than that: i didn’t fucking get frost bite this afternoon trudging out into the crap pile that is allston in the winter.

ugh.

everything about today sucks and all i want to do is DESTROY THE WORLD. or, you know, roll in a ball in the dark and practice my ugly cry face.

fuck

The Mean Reds
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all day, errrrr’y day
2.26.11 at 11:33 am

category : amuserings & musings, glee, music

Gambino is a mastermind, Fuck a bitch to pass the time
Mass Appeal, orange rind
Smoke your green, I’m spending mine
The beat is witches brew, but beware this shit is potent
E.e. cummings on her face, now that’s poetry in motion
Yeah, Gambino make it work, I’m the boss move something
Yeah, This cool fucking suit me, the swag two button
These girls be acting crazy when they’re dancing, Black Swan
I ain’t fucking at the club, put your clothes back on
This beat is a disaster, 9/11 this track
Rappers wanna battle me, I have to mail their heads back
And my clique make that dinero, so its time to meet the Fockers
I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker
Leaving with yo girl when we last seen each other
You fucking with the baddest like we tag team Rihanna
Fly girl on her knees, she don’t want to come near me
My dick is too big, there’s a big bang theory
Got her picture in my iPhone, what do yall think?
While yall niggas masturbate, I’m in that Ariel Pink
If I am just a rapper, man, you could’ve fooled me
I’m the shit, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me
I’m down with the black girls of every single culture
Filipino, Armenian girls on my sofa
Yeah I like the white girls, some times we get together
Need a thick chick, so it’s black and yellow black and yellow
Love is a trip, but fucking is a sport
Are their Asian girls here? Minority Report
Put your team on the map, Blake Griffin on the court
Niggas bitin off my tracks, need a knife and a fork
We the illest, need a nurse
Here’s the cheque, grab your purse
Unless we fucking, then I’ll pay for all the food on the earth
I got some pussy that was insane
So insane, it’s an enemy of Batman
Niggas call me faggot cause they closeted, I’m hot as shit
Coming out of the backside of a rocket ship
It’s Monster shit
You dude’s are the opposite of Lochnesses
Respond to this, we can squash the beef right now like sausages
Chillin with my n-words, say that like a white kid
Yes you’re booty’s big as hers, say that to my white bitch
So she don’t get embarrassed
My dick is made of carrots
Bunnies wanting to be fed, and I meant honeys, Oh forget it
I have worked all Winter, I will not fail Summer
In the back of the bush, like Gavin Rossdale’s drummer
Yeah, my stinger’s in her flower, I hope she lets me pollenate
Working hard as shit, yeah, this beat is made from concentrate
Nigga can’t you tell that my sample of Adele
Was so hot, I got these hood niggas blowin up my cell?
Swag out the ass, I’m the man, fuck chico
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego
Think about it for a second
Man we eating, where’s your breakfast?
Man, you hungry have this sandwich
Got my wallet, Cheese and Lettuce
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
Green inside your wallet is that pussy open sesame
Running the game, fuck am I saying
Running the earth, Give me a month
Told all you niggas I’m in it to win it
Cause having an Emmy just isn’t enough
Get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat
My clique should be cancelled… Freaks and Geeks

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may is going to fucking ROCK
2.25.11 at 2:55 pm

category : amuserings & musings, music

you know, there is basically NOTHING i will not do for donald glover tickets. i’m going to be a nervous, twitchy mess until they’re officially on sale.

oh my god.

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!!?

IS THIS HAPPENING?!

holy god, THIS IS HAPPENING!

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now we are six!
2.24.11 at 12:50 pm

category : amuserings & musings

and by “we” i mean lola, who’s birthday it is today.

look at my little fuzzybear? is she not the most fuzzydorable kitty ever? are you not jealous that this feline is not yours?

BE FUCKIN’ JEALOUS!
(you know, even though she’s mad ollllddd)

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ALL THE SHOES!!! ALL!!!!!
2.23.11 at 8:14 pm

category : amuserings & musings

so kw asked me how many shoes i have, and i’ve not ever really sat down and thought about it exactly…but, uh…it’s a lot. quite a lot, actually. i’ve been on a bit of a shoe spree in the last 3 months and while it’s slowing down (kind of) i did go crazy a bit since i got my new job with only one pair really being a necessity shoe (i.e. my rain boots). oh well! on to the count!

it took some work. and actually, it may not be as bad as i thought. my midget estimates she had something like 300 pairs of shoes a few years ago, and that number has increased since, so really…this is nothing!

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many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau
2.22.11 at 11:38 am

category : mehz0rz

since about august of 2009, roughly, i’ve managed to drop about 26-28 lbs. about 5-7 of that was in the immediate last 6 months (the bulk of that was definitely between october 2009 and august 2010). on the one hand, this is a good thing for a bunch of reasons. health, well-being, peace of mind or whatever. obviously, when you’re weighing less you feel better.

of course, it’s uber gross that i had that much weight to lose in the first place. and also, despite everything, you can’t really tell (this really, REALLY gets to me. half the time i can’t even really tell, but no one else can either…fuuuuuuuck). there are things i couldn’t really comfortably wear before that fit fine now. a lot of stuff is too loose, but it definitely hasn’t been some earth-shattering occurrence.

with work/life stress getting under control (kinda), i’m trying to be more active. i know i have to change my eating habits considerably, but even more than that i need to develop eating habits. years of working at a completely chaotic job with no structure whatsoever left me with a completely fucked up food schedule and has probably fried my metabolism to toast. gotta work on that…

the past few months (which, include the “holiday season” and all the dietary fuckery that entails) i’ve hovered around +/-3 lbs. it’s annoying. i can eat and lose weight, i can not eat and gain. i can work out and nothing really happens. or i can sleep through the gym for 2 weeks and drop 3 lbs. there seems to be no rhyme or reason. this bugs me for two reasons: 1.) all my progress was entirely stress-related starvation and i’m totally going to balloon up like a big ol’ manatee in the next couple of months or 2.) i’ve hit some sort of unfortunate plateau that’s going to take a gargantuan effort to jump start and get over.

neither of these are particularly appealing right now.

and, of course, spring + summer is right around the corner and the heat/humidity + size of my ass is really not forgiving when it comes to what to wear (or, more accurately, what not to wear)…

mope.

/self-indulgent girlie post

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archive for February, 2011

can i please have a do-over on this weekend?

Monday, February 28th, 2011

mother of god, but that was the WORST. absolute worst. like the entirety of the world was just conspiring against me. to make everything SUCK. and yes, ok we did see robby and that was great, but god damn. also: saturday was entirely slept away. wtf? i’m sick of this randomly passing out bullshit. passing […]

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the meanest reds there ever were

Sunday, February 27th, 2011

this is going to go down in history as the worst fucking day ever. and about the only upside is in a little bit i’m going to a show at great scott’s, but even more so than that: i didn’t fucking get frost bite this afternoon trudging out into the crap pile that is allston […]

posted in bitchery, mehz0rz | No Comments »

all day, errrrr’y day

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

Gambino is a mastermind, Fuck a bitch to pass the time Mass Appeal, orange rind Smoke your green, I’m spending mine The beat is witches brew, but beware this shit is potent E.e. cummings on her face, now that’s poetry in motion Yeah, Gambino make it work, I’m the boss move something Yeah, This cool […]

posted in amuserings & musings, glee, music | No Comments »

may is going to fucking ROCK

Friday, February 25th, 2011

you know, there is basically NOTHING i will not do for donald glover tickets. i’m going to be a nervous, twitchy mess until they’re officially on sale. oh my god. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!!? IS THIS HAPPENING?! holy god, THIS IS HAPPENING!

posted in amuserings & musings, music | No Comments »

now we are six!

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

and by “we” i mean lola, who’s birthday it is today. look at my little fuzzybear? is she not the most fuzzydorable kitty ever? are you not jealous that this feline is not yours? BE FUCKIN’ JEALOUS! (you know, even though she’s mad ollllddd)

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

ALL THE SHOES!!! ALL!!!!!

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

so kw asked me how many shoes i have, and i’ve not ever really sat down and thought about it exactly…but, uh…it’s a lot. quite a lot, actually. i’ve been on a bit of a shoe spree in the last 3 months and while it’s slowing down (kind of) i did go crazy a bit […]

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

since about august of 2009, roughly, i’ve managed to drop about 26-28 lbs. about 5-7 of that was in the immediate last 6 months (the bulk of that was definitely between october 2009 and august 2010). on the one hand, this is a good thing for a bunch of reasons. health, well-being, peace of mind […]

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