seriously, i cannot get over rockin’ out to childish gambino all day, every day, errr’y damn day. it’s reached a critical velocity and i don’t even give a fuck.
between the stand up, community and all the albums…i am in deep, fully-enveloped smit, yo. s m i t t e n. i only wish i had’ve seen him when he was in boston last month. daaamn.
DSLR just fuckin’ won the battle today. and thus, i broke down and went ahead and spent my apple store gift card.
i wish the stores were still selling this shit in brick & mortar locations, motherfuckin’ online-only bullshit. otherwise i’d have snapped up this bad boy in NH — tax free, ya heard?
SWAG
fuck this weather! we totally almost died today on the road! worst.drive.ever! to the grocery store and back.
i’m totally done with winter!
so…
every damn day my love for donald glover grows and grows and grows. exponentially.
there’s community, there’s the stand up, there’s childish gambino. i’ve downloaded all the albums i can get my hands on and am puttin’ this boy on blast. he’s so swag.
and his remix of rolling in the deep is probably the hottest thing i’ve heard in a minute, gotta keep that on repeat all the time. i could listen to it all day. been listening to everything all day at work so far, it’s the dopeness.
SWAG
You think that I keep fucking other girls, you know I’m not
Come back to me like hipsters to blogspot
Let me kiss you on your neck and make your heart stop
I’ll give your new dude a fatlip, farside
I wrote another song
I’m not where I belong
My eyes water when I see her, it’s catalog
I never thought you were a cheater
That was all I need to get a hold of my head, jacking off
You ran back to them girly ass indie dudes
James perse cardigans, scuffed up tennis shoes
Wow, girl, that’s what you really wanted, huh?
A Michael Cera knock-off
I guess I wasn’t white enough
You said I was incapable of loving you, I never was
A twenty-something nigga touring the world with hella buzz
I’m saying that my life’s swell, cortisone
Fuck Macaulay Culkin, never going home alone.
iPhone photo show up just to mock you,
Read your Twitter messages, too proud to block you.
Spreading shit around, “You know that his glasses fake”
That’s why I’m dating girls now who’s asses ain’t.
Damn, Donald, why you gotta be so mean?
I’m a nice guy, that’s why you broke up with me.
You probably in the club, dancing to this right now.
Play it cool, text me when you walk out.
It’s just childish…
i just got my grubby hands on MEGA PYTHON VS. GATOROID! fuck yes. and after that, gonna grab a copy of SHARKTOPUS (how did i miss that?!)
seriously? that shit is going to be RIDICULOUS. also, debbie gibson and tiffany! together, in one epically shitty movie of epic shittiness! also, snakes vs. gators! hah!
plus, half shark, half octopus, ALL awesome. i can’t wait!
potato gratin w/rosemary crust
chicken kiev w/mushroom herb stuffing (and plenty of garlic!)
roasted asparagus & green beans
nom nom nom
guess who’s not fucking amused?
on the one hand: early dismissal today because of impending storm of doom (part 300)!
on the other hand: fucking nearly 2 hours to get home because of complete shit ass weather.
winter, i am fucking through with you!
