despite any misgivings about driving prowess or strictness of examiner, the boy went to his driving test today and totally rocked it! also, the test was stupid and the examiner could not possibly give less of a fuck if he tried, so despite a rocky start: SUCCESS!
the boy is officially a licensed driver! hooray and yippee!! and he did excellent on the test, even if he had a distracted dude “testing” him. seriously, texting during a road test? taking calls? what the FUCK, man? wtf?
plus, thanks to the extreme generosity of alex, we were able to get the test done without any craziness or red tape or anything. seriously, what the hell do they think pulling an emergency break is going to accomplish? really? (my car is awesome, the fuckin’ DMV just don’t know!)