i have got THE BEST new haircut ever, and it is adorable times eleventybillion!
this is the first time in a long, long, LONG ass time that i have come out of a salon and been excited and genuinely pleased with the job the stylist has done!
YES!
guess who just scored two tickets to see donald glover (aka childish gambino) at the paradise in may?
that’s right, motherfuckers, I DID!!!!
oh god, oh god, can you even imagine?! MAY CAN’T GET HERE QUICK ENOUGH!
and honestly, i don’t know what i’m more excited for: donald motherfucking glover or lcd soundsystem! seriously! i know the boy would be dubious and like “lcd soundsystem, duh” but that would make the 4th (or is it 5th) time that i’ve seen them? something like that. and i’ve never seen donald glover, despite keepin’ everything childish on blast 24/7 for like 3 weeks straight.
really, truly, he is my spirit animal. i think i’m gonna pull a full-on “meeting levar burton face” the entire time we’re at the show.
can’t stop, won’t stop, cannot BELIEVE this is happening.
but you know what? it IS, bitches.
this motherfucking IS happening!
Gambino is a mastermind, Fuck a bitch to pass the time
Mass Appeal, orange rind
Smoke your green, I’m spending mine
The beat is witches brew, but beware this shit is potent
E.e. cummings on her face, now that’s poetry in motion
Yeah, Gambino make it work, I’m the boss move something
Yeah, This cool fucking suit me, the swag two button
These girls be acting crazy when they’re dancing, Black Swan
I ain’t fucking at the club, put your clothes back on
This beat is a disaster, 9/11 this track
Rappers wanna battle me, I have to mail their heads back
And my clique make that dinero, so its time to meet the Fockers
I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker
Leaving with yo girl when we last seen each other
You fucking with the baddest like we tag team Rihanna
Fly girl on her knees, she don’t want to come near me
My dick is too big, there’s a big bang theory
Got her picture in my iPhone, what do yall think?
While yall niggas masturbate, I’m in that Ariel Pink
If I am just a rapper, man, you could’ve fooled me
I’m the shit, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me
I’m down with the black girls of every single culture
Filipino, Armenian girls on my sofa
Yeah I like the white girls, some times we get together
Need a thick chick, so it’s black and yellow black and yellow
Love is a trip, but fucking is a sport
Are their Asian girls here? Minority Report
Put your team on the map, Blake Griffin on the court
Niggas bitin off my tracks, need a knife and a fork
We the illest, need a nurse
Here’s the cheque, grab your purse
Unless we fucking, then I’ll pay for all the food on the earth
I got some pussy that was insane
So insane, it’s an enemy of Batman
Niggas call me faggot cause they closeted, I’m hot as shit
Coming out of the backside of a rocket ship
It’s Monster shit
You dude’s are the opposite of Lochnesses
Respond to this, we can squash the beef right now like sausages
Chillin with my n-words, say that like a white kid
Yes you’re booty’s big as hers, say that to my white bitch
So she don’t get embarrassed
My dick is made of carrots
Bunnies wanting to be fed, and I meant honeys, Oh forget it
I have worked all Winter, I will not fail Summer
In the back of the bush, like Gavin Rossdale’s drummer
Yeah, my stinger’s in her flower, I hope she lets me pollenate
Working hard as shit, yeah, this beat is made from concentrate
Nigga can’t you tell that my sample of Adele
Was so hot, I got these hood niggas blowin up my cell?
Swag out the ass, I’m the man, fuck chico
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego
Think about it for a second
Man we eating, where’s your breakfast?
Man, you hungry have this sandwich
Got my wallet, Cheese and Lettuce
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
Green inside your wallet is that pussy open sesame
Running the game, fuck am I saying
Running the earth, Give me a month
Told all you niggas I’m in it to win it
Cause having an Emmy just isn’t enough
Get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat
My clique should be cancelled… Freaks and Geeks
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you know, there is basically NOTHING i will not do for donald glover tickets. i’m going to be a nervous, twitchy mess until they’re officially on sale.
oh my god.
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!!?
IS THIS HAPPENING?!
holy god, THIS IS HAPPENING!
and by “we” i mean lola, who’s birthday it is today.
look at my little fuzzybear? is she not the most fuzzydorable kitty ever? are you not jealous that this feline is not yours?
BE FUCKIN’ JEALOUS!
(you know, even though she’s mad ollllddd)
so kw asked me how many shoes i have, and i’ve not ever really sat down and thought about it exactly…but, uh…it’s a lot. quite a lot, actually. i’ve been on a bit of a shoe spree in the last 3 months and while it’s slowing down (kind of) i did go crazy a bit since i got my new job with only one pair really being a necessity shoe (i.e. my rain boots). oh well! on to the count!
it took some work. and actually, it may not be as bad as i thought. my midget estimates she had something like 300 pairs of shoes a few years ago, and that number has increased since, so really…this is nothing!
these are all very good things.
