i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

highly concentrated rageballs
8.23.11 at 9:24 am

today is one of those days where i’m going to be a tightly coiled ball of pure, unadulterated rage all fucking day long.

all the good will and relaxation i had leftover from my “vacation” is pretty much obliterated and gone. everything is shitty and awful and i have a barely controlled urge to rip things to shreds, smash everything and burn everything down to cinders. i’m actually so fucking pissed off it’s hard to focus or concentrate or anything.

i had the most awful night, i’m super tired, and i don’t like how all of that stupid shit is making me feel right now, but worst of all, it’s like the vacation never even happened. if i knew everything was going to be this shitty, i would’ve just stayed home and not even bothered taking the time off. at least i would have gotten some work done…

right now, i’m just wound up with fucking RAGE.

this is going to be the longest god damned day ever…

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frustrated
8.4.11 at 3:45 pm

category : bitchery

my class is the worst

THE WORST!

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i never should have gotten out of bed
5.15.11 at 11:22 pm

category : bitchery

fuck mah life!

right off the bat, sick as shit
running late like a motherfuck for the boy’s touch-up appointment
can’t find my damn skirt, tear apart the fucking bedroom
the car is DEAD AS SHIT! when we get downstairs, commence freakout
$60 out the ass just to get a jump (but seriously, thank christ for chevy roadside)
freaking out about further car problems, perhaps
nothing productive accomplished

seriously? why did i fucking bother with today…

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if i had to live every week like it was shark week i would kill myself
5.2.11 at 7:31 am

category : bitchery, blahblahblah, daily grind

true story.

i’m 100% totally and completely miserable. i managed to scrape my ass into bed around 2 am this morning, all twitchy and achey and itchy and ohmygodkillitnowkillitnowplease hurty as fuck. i always ~~HATEWITHFIRE~~love that unfortunate time where i feel nauseous and achey right before my uterus decides to officially explode all over itself and i don’t know if i’m legit sick or just, you know, cursed.

yesterday was a nightmare of epic proportions and i sincerely wish i had never gotten out of bed in the first place. seriously, worst motherfucking idea ever.

my final project for ethics was a complete piece of shit that occupied too fucking much of my time. i didn’t even do it the way i had initially intended and some of that was out of spite for my piece of shit “professor”. i bet i totally killed my A average in that class. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

double-fuck.

maybe i’ll get points for creativity?

the math exam went about as i thought it would, but i hated starting it so very fucking late. or rather, finishing it so very fucking late.

on a whim, i turned in my last problem set. it will be epically shitty. hopefully my average on homework can take another hit.

i was supposed to sleep as long as possible, but never actually could get to sleep. just hovering in that weird, fuzzy grey area where the pain won’t let you lose consciousness. then i bounced up a full 1/2 hour before my alarm with extreme nausea and ohgodletmediealready.

fucking, yay.

i was the first one at work this morning. it hasn’t sunk in that the semester is officially done, yet. i have a week of freedom now. a week of not being overwhelmed with work and school and eating far too much take-out and living in filthy squalor. i also get to go back to the gym again, which, frankly, my fucking ass needs it.

i hope i can make it, i hope i can survive this.
i feel so completely out of control and shitty.

so so shitty.

also, my kingdom for a motherfucking spork to pull out my god damned uterus.
fuck.

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forever!tears
5.1.11 at 10:35 pm

category : bitchery, blahblahblah, mehz0rz

i pretty much want to die times a million right now.
i feel like shit
my final project was a disaster
my math final is longer than i anticipated
i have no idea what to do for my problem set
i feel like shit
my body is rejecting my life
i’m stressing myself into hives again
i suck i suck i suck

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FUCK YOU, UPS!
4.28.11 at 11:00 am

category : bitchery, wrath

ups is legit trying to steal a pair of shoes i ordered. and they’re fucking with my amazon prime shipping. fuck you, ups. you lying piece of shit motherfuckers.

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there are no words for my rage today
4.18.11 at 2:28 pm

category : bitchery, wrath

MOTHER OF GOD KILL ME NOW!

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

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highly concentrated rageballs

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

today is one of those days where i’m going to be a tightly coiled ball of pure, unadulterated rage all fucking day long. all the good will and relaxation i had leftover from my “vacation” is pretty much obliterated and gone. everything is shitty and awful and i have a barely controlled urge to rip […]

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frustrated

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

my class is the worst THE WORST!

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i never should have gotten out of bed

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

fuck mah life! right off the bat, sick as shit running late like a motherfuck for the boy’s touch-up appointment can’t find my damn skirt, tear apart the fucking bedroom the car is DEAD AS SHIT! when we get downstairs, commence freakout $60 out the ass just to get a jump (but seriously, thank christ […]

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if i had to live every week like it was shark week i would kill myself

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

true story. i’m 100% totally and completely miserable. i managed to scrape my ass into bed around 2 am this morning, all twitchy and achey and itchy and ohmygodkillitnowkillitnowplease hurty as fuck. i always HATEWITHFIRElove that unfortunate time where i feel nauseous and achey right before my uterus decides to officially explode all over itself […]

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forever!tears

Sunday, May 1st, 2011

i pretty much want to die times a million right now. i feel like shit my final project was a disaster my math final is longer than i anticipated i have no idea what to do for my problem set i feel like shit my body is rejecting my life i’m stressing myself into hives […]

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FUCK YOU, UPS!

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

ups is legit trying to steal a pair of shoes i ordered. and they’re fucking with my amazon prime shipping. fuck you, ups. you lying piece of shit motherfuckers.

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there are no words for my rage today

Monday, April 18th, 2011

MOTHER OF GOD KILL ME NOW!

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