i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

my hosting company sucks a dick
12.8.06 at 5:00 pm

seriously.

they suck SO HARD. and i almost lost everything just now…and i’m trying to figure out the best method to back it all up. because i’m sure i’ll lose it all again soon, but i have no way to check on it this weekend (mourns for dying mac mini).

thus, my anger leads to filler.

Appetizer: Which language would you like to learn and why?
first, spanish…because it’s freaking awesome and i really should know it by now. next…i’m conflicted: italian or russian. (ah, pipe dreams…)
Soup: What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard or read so far this week?
buh…dunno. my bank statement.
Salad: Which movie was so bad you couldn’t watch the whole thing?
catwoman (even with alcohol!), some movie with jennifer anniston and clive owen that the boy & i couldn’t make it through. type II diabetes! the WORST KIND!
Main Course: If there were a holiday in your honor that didn’t use your actual name, what would the day be called?
Dia De Los BUTTSEX!
Dessert: Name one movie which is coming out soon that you would like to see.
besides pick of destiny? ooh oooh i know: Curse of the Golden Flower

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friday’s just won’t be the same anymore
12.7.06 at 4:53 pm

category : bitchery

scifi is switching battlestar galactica to sundays?!??!?!

WHY?!?!?!?!

boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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fuck on a stick of fuck!
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category : bitchery, daily grind

my beloved computer is having some major-ass severe issues of doom. i’m so furious i could cry, but instead i’m frantically making a list of shit that needs to be backed up, restored, documented, etc. i’m so annoyed. luckily i have another computer but fucking hell, man…

oh, and that one a.) doesn’t have an airport card b.) does not work with my usb netgear card. fuck fuck fuck.

i love my computer, and i don’t fucking have time for this. nor do i fucking have the money to go out and get the additional disk utility software i may need to save my precious mac. fuck you, disk warrior and fuck you, too, tech tool pro. fucking fuck fuck.

stupid fucking holidays, stupid fucking bills, stupid fucking electronics!!! GAHHHHH!!!!

(i hate everything)

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can’t sleep, clowns will eat me…
12.6.06 at 2:49 am

category : bitchery

hate

everything

right now

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i hate boston: vol. 578,934
11.15.06 at 2:01 pm

category : bitchery

one of the few — few — redeeming factors of downtown boston, one of the very few places worth going is the wang center. (heh, wang)

they do free movies over the holidays, classic movies. and i’ll always love the peaceful tranquility of sitting in the balcony watching audrey hepburn rock it all in “breakfast at tiffany’s” — which is one of my favorite movies ever.

and the ballet, i do so love the ballet (i bet you wouldn’t think so, huh?) but i really really love good ballet. i went to see “romeo & juliet” and the taming of the shrew with a former “friend”. but i’ve always had such a soft spot for “romeo & juliet” since i was a silly 12-year-old. i love the hell out of that play, movie, ballet — almost as much as i do “much ado about nothing”.

then former crappy friend & i went with another person i’d sooner not remember to see “some like it hot” and actually met tony curtis. that was pretty spiffy, as he is a crazy ol’ famous dude.

all of these things, good and bad, great and small…happened at the wang.

but now this:

We are proud to announce a landmark partnership with Citigroup. This new partnership helps to ensure that broad-based, popular art and entertainment, as well as arts education, are accessible to all.

which is code for “we don’t want to call it the wang center anymore, we’re tired of being the butt of your jokes and we’re going to ruin what has been a good time for all.”

which is, they’re going to rename the wang center. they are putting forth bids to call it something else. something stupid. something probably along the lines of TD Banknorth Garden or Bank of America Pavilion or Citigroup Center.

lame lame lame…

everything that could be historic or landmark-ish or whatever is being taken over by corporations, namely banks. and the city is greedy and stupid, and letting it happen.

sorry to see you go, wang…you will be missed.

edit: they also want to change the name of downtown crossing as well. which isn’t nearly as important or upsetting, but what the fuck, boston? why just rename various parts of your crappy city? why not fucking do something to make this hell hole a better place?! grrrrr. note to the MBTA: i hate you.

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welcome to my sauna hell
10.18.06 at 9:42 am

category : bitchery

god it’s like a fucking sauna in here! it’s so gross, i couldn’t even sleep last night because it was too hot and muggy and so fucking uncomfortable.

now, i realize that winter is just around the corner, but FUCK! i hate this apartment so much, really. much more than i ever thought possible. especially since the heat has kicked on FULL-FUCKING-BLAST and there’s nothing i can do about it till fucking may/june â€” and by that point i will be long gone from this hellhole, one way or another. but shit…having no radiator, no way of controlling the constant, relentless heat blasting out of our pipes is going to make me even more miserable.

it’s not even fucking cold outside! what the hell?

ugh…time to bust out the tank tops and shorts again. fuck.

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crowd mentality (or why i’m never going to rhode island again)
9.29.06 at 1:10 pm

category : bitchery, music

last night was quite possibly one of the best nights ever. in the whole wide world. seriously… best.night.ever. it totally made the whole week worth it, you know? totally fucking worth it.

so totally unexpectedly i win tickets to see gnarls barkley for FREE in rhode island. wooo hooo!! that makes FOUR TIMES i have won tickets to a concert (but we don’t count the third one, cuz who in the fuck wants to see guster? seriously…) so i’m fucking excited. and the boy begs off of work and we meet and set out on the open road.

god damn i love driving, and it’s so nice being able to whenever i want now, you know? and we left late enough that we just missed the rush hour crowd and traffic was decent. and, despite being a brat, the boy is really good with navigation assistance…you know, for a brat.

so we made really good time to URI, and found the ryan center and got parking RIGHT.NEXT.TO.THE.BUILDING for free! and it was awesome. i haven’t been that excited in a whiles, actually. then we went up to will-call and got our tickets (i was on the guest list!! heee!!!) and went inside. it was surprisingly much nicer than the tsongas arena in lowell, and comparable to the arena in amherst (but no one likes amherst).

we went in, found our seats and the first thing that struck me was how bloody empty the whole place was. half the floor was barely filled up and it was maybe 3-4 rows deep on each side for seating! how lame, man! i figured that it would fill up closer to the show actually starting, but then i realized it was starting in .2 minutes and that we were also in rhode island, in the middle of fucking no where.

gnarls barkley comes out…in school uniforms. rockin’ out to motherfuckin’ pink floyd’s the wall and totally fucking awesome!! possibly even more awesome than last month at the avalon. and the crowd just stood there (a goodish portion of them sitting). and they bust out with some kick ass tunes, and the crowd just stood there. i’m on my feet, rockin’ out like you wouldn’t believe…and the crowd just stood there. half-hearted cheers and whatnot so low that you could clearly hear me screaming above a lot of it. which is like…ridiculous. seriously ridiculous.

they busted out “gone daddy, gone” (which has its video debut today) and nobody got the Spinal Tap reference…seriously, nobody got it! IT GOES UP TO FUCKING ELEVEN!!! jesus, people…have a fucking pulse or something!

and cee-lo is busting out all of these dancy moves and totally tearin’ it up, and the crowd just fucking stands there! while the show was totally rockin’ in its own right, it made me feel bad. a shitty-ass crowd can really put a damper on even the most awesome of shows. this, of course, has nothing to do with the utter eargasmic abilities of the band playing. there is one exception to this rule, and that is: if a band totally sucks the 12 dicks of failure, then the crowd doesn’t have to fake it. but when a band is fucktacularly awesome (as gnarls barkley definitely is), you fuckin’ get your ass out of your seat and show some fuckin’ love, damnit!

i just…i don’t understand it. i think it’s a new england thing, actually…even at fucking nine inch nails, people just stand there. granted, URI is in the middle of fucking nowhere, so it’s entirely likely that none of those fools have ever even been to a concert. and for that, i am sorry…it sucks to be them. but why go to a show if you’re just gonna stand there like a brainless dolt?!?!

too many shows in boston suffer the same issue…and i can’t figure out what the fuck is wrong with people out here. but i’m sure it has something to do with willfully cheering for the red sox, with thinking sam adams is good ~~piss~~beer, with stampeding on the T like a crazed elephant, with not knowing how to speak english properly, with being a total new england retard.

at least, that’s the only thing i can think of.

but it doesn’t matter, cuz at the end of the night, gnarls barkley was fucking awesome (i need that version of transformer on my ipod!) and it was the best night ever. and anyone who didn’t enjoy it to the fullest is a complete tard.

best.night.ever.

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Friday, December 8th, 2006

seriously. they suck SO HARD. and i almost lost everything just now…and i’m trying to figure out the best method to back it all up. because i’m sure i’ll lose it all again soon, but i have no way to check on it this weekend (mourns for dying mac mini). thus, my anger leads to […]

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friday’s just won’t be the same anymore

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fuck on a stick of fuck!

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can’t sleep, clowns will eat me…

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i hate everything right now

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i hate boston: vol. 578,934

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

one of the few — few — redeeming factors of downtown boston, one of the very few places worth going is the wang center. (heh, wang) they do free movies over the holidays, classic movies. and i’ll always love the peaceful tranquility of sitting in the balcony watching audrey hepburn rock it all in “breakfast […]

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welcome to my sauna hell

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god it’s like a fucking sauna in here! it’s so gross, i couldn’t even sleep last night because it was too hot and muggy and so fucking uncomfortable. now, i realize that winter is just around the corner, but FUCK! i hate this apartment so much, really. much more than i ever thought possible. especially […]

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crowd mentality (or why i’m never going to rhode island again)

Friday, September 29th, 2006

last night was quite possibly one of the best nights ever. in the whole wide world. seriously… best.night.ever. it totally made the whole week worth it, you know? totally fucking worth it. so totally unexpectedly i win tickets to see gnarls barkley for FREE in rhode island. wooo hooo!! that makes FOUR TIMES i have […]

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