i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

i’d rather be the exception than the rule
3.16.07 at 2:17 pm

savage love has gotten to me again because i am bored/nervous. but rather than go off on a diatribe right now, i have to prepare for my upcoming trip to chi-town.

that said, i think this* is very wrong:

there’s no such thing as a woman who wants sex constantly. They don’t existâ€”never did.

and would like to close with the following statement:

there is nothing, precious precious nothing, that i love more in this world than fucking. and if i got to fuck as much as i really, truly want, either myself or the boy or both of us would need serious medical attention…fucking, absofuckinglutely fucking rules.

that is all.

(note: doritos are fucking disgusting)

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the show will never be the same again
3.5.07 at 7:23 pm

category : say what?

edward james olmos is the bees knees.

RDM: Now this, I have to say… (Chuckles.) This is a lo- this is an amazing moment in the series. And this is… Eddie, or Adama smashing his model ship that he- we’ve seen for all this time. And the way he just, like, completely explodes upon this moment.
Terry: I couldn’t remember if this was the episode or not.
RDM: This is both one of the most powerful moments in the show, and also one of the most surprising-
Terry: Expensive!
RDM: -because this was not planned. I have to tell you. This was not planned or scripted.
Terry: And one of the most expensive.
RDM: I’m getting there.
Terry: Oh.
RDM: This was not a planned moment. This is- Eddie being in the moment. Eddie BEING IN THE MOMENT. This is all genuine emotion.
Terry: Beautiful.
RDM: He is so upset, and he reacts, and lashes out, and destroys this ship. And you know what? This is a genuine museum-quality ship that we were renting! This isn’t a prop! This was hundreds of dollars!
Terry: Man…
RDM: Oh, but thank God it was insured. But this was like a museum-quality…
Terry: What did he say?
RDM: I don’t know. He was surprised when they told him, because he just did it. He was like, he just felt it, in the moment, on camera, and he just lashed out.
Terry: And it’s fantastic- it’s-
RDM: It’s perfect.
Terry: Especially since you’ve seen him working on this ship for so long.
RDM: For forever. And he- and then he just destroys it, and it’s shocking. It’s the perfect ending to the show. A perfect dramatic end-
Terry: You know the set- dresser was over on the side-
RDM: Oh my God. They were sh-
Terry: -of the set, having heart attacks.
RDM: They di- the blood drained from their faces. They were like, “Oh my fucking God. If we had known we would’ve give- made one for-”
Terry: -they made it, make it.
RDM: They would have made one.

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teh mansechs = NO!
6.16.06 at 2:15 am

category : filler, say what?

midget 12:02:23 AM: OH
midget 12:02:30 AM: [midget’s boy] did say something that made me think about you
pineapple 12:03:25 AM: buttsex?
midget 12:03:26 AM: we walked outside, and there were two male dogs, doing something i should have never seen two male dogs ever doing… and eric was all ‘yeah, they’re gay… that’s franz, and that’s ferdinand’
pineapple 12:03:34 AM: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pineapple 12:03:36 AM: BUTTSEX!
midget 12:04:15 AM: so i was all ‘have you met my pineapple?’
pineapple 12:04:54 AM: hehehe
pineapple 12:04:57 AM: BUTTSEX

let’s see: a wind/dust storm, a baseball game, dyeing festivities & mission deli. the only thing that could possibly top my day off, is of course, my midget.

i’m beat.

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nobody likes florida
6.14.06 at 3:21 pm

category : say what?

me: and i hear it’s like in the 100s back home
gravy: indeed. right now I believe here in pueblo it’s a tepid 95
me: i am bringing no pants. i was packing and then turned on weather.com and was like motherfuckers! so hot…bastards. it’s been like 60-70 out here
gravy: well apparently that’s what it’s like when you live next to HUGE FREAKING BODIES OF WATER
me: teh humid crotch. that’s what massachusetts is. the humid crotch of america
gravy: why do we have to live in the bodily folds of america? why?
me: at least we’re not florida. florida is the flaccid wang of the US.
me: america is a hermaphrodite

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no, seriously…can you?
3.20.06 at 8:07 pm

category : say what?

pineapple: i need a drug habit
pineapple: if i were on heroin, i would not notice i am not sleeping right
midget: i actually think you sleep more when you’re on heroin… go for crack
midget:you won’t want to sleep. better yet, meth
pineapple: can i mix meth & crack?
midget: i doubt your liver would appreciate it, but sure
pineapple: fuck my liver!
midget: of course, you know what it is. it’s the ghost of jack haunting you for dumping him
pineapple: probably
pineapple: i can’t sleep when i’m sober

i don’t know what you would call a meth/crack mix (does it exist?) but i would probably name it after the midget.

just sayin’.

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the midget is a perv
3.7.06 at 2:49 am

category : say what?

pineapple: battlestar is really good, though. it has some political …well ok a lot of political elements. kick ass fight scenes. and baby killing. wherein: babies die
midget: now baby killing makes it all worthwhile
pineapple: yes…yes it does. oh, and edward james olmos
midget: dude, i would so fuck him
midget: i don’t know why
pineapple: wow
pineapple: um…

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3 days 21 hours 22 minutes…
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category : say what?

from the ep. 219 podcast:

ron moore: …the finale is a risk. we are placing a large bet on the finale. and i’ll tell you right now i pushed for it, it was my idea, i stand by it â€” but it is a risk. we are betting a lot on the finale, where it’s going. and some of you are gonna hate it.
moore’s wife: i reaaaallly hated it. i was mad at him for about 24 hours.
moore: and then?
wife: and…and….it took me about two weeks of thinking about it, and i really, really like it.
moore: but it’s gonna, it’s a doozy [wife background talking]…it’s gonna throw you. but, it’s…it changes a lot of things about the show. it’s going to send us in some interesting directions into the third season, certainly. and i think it’s the kind of thing you have to do on this show. this show is about risk, this show is about not playing it safe, not doing things because that’s the way it’s done in television and particularly in science fiction. and next week we really hang it out there, man; we really, like, go out on a limb and say ‘you know what? we’re just gonna do something here.’ because there are a lot of logical reasons to do it, that make sense in the storyline â€” that we’ll get into next week. ultimately it was just, it was time to throw a hard six, baby. [chuckle]

i am totally fucking afraid.

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i’d rather be the exception than the rule

Friday, March 16th, 2007

savage love has gotten to me again because i am bored/nervous. but rather than go off on a diatribe right now, i have to prepare for my upcoming trip to chi-town. that said, i think this* is very wrong: there’s no such thing as a woman who wants sex constantly. They don’t existâ€”never did. and […]

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Monday, March 5th, 2007

edward james olmos is the bees knees. RDM: Now this, I have to say… (Chuckles.) This is a lo- this is an amazing moment in the series. And this is… Eddie, or Adama smashing his model ship that he- we’ve seen for all this time. And the way he just, like, completely explodes upon this […]

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teh mansechs = NO!

Friday, June 16th, 2006

midget 12:02:23 AM: OH midget 12:02:30 AM: [midget’s boy] did say something that made me think about you pineapple 12:03:25 AM: buttsex? midget 12:03:26 AM: we walked outside, and there were two male dogs, doing something i should have never seen two male dogs ever doing… and eric was all ‘yeah, they’re gay… that’s franz, […]

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nobody likes florida

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

me: and i hear it’s like in the 100s back home gravy: indeed. right now I believe here in pueblo it’s a tepid 95 me: i am bringing no pants. i was packing and then turned on weather.com and was like motherfuckers! so hot…bastards. it’s been like 60-70 out here gravy: well apparently that’s what […]

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no, seriously…can you?

Monday, March 20th, 2006

pineapple: i need a drug habit pineapple: if i were on heroin, i would not notice i am not sleeping right midget: i actually think you sleep more when you’re on heroin… go for crack midget:you won’t want to sleep. better yet, meth pineapple: can i mix meth & crack? midget: i doubt your liver […]

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the midget is a perv

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

pineapple: battlestar is really good, though. it has some political …well ok a lot of political elements. kick ass fight scenes. and baby killing. wherein: babies die midget: now baby killing makes it all worthwhile pineapple: yes…yes it does. oh, and edward james olmos midget: dude, i would so fuck him midget: i don’t know […]

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Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

from the ep. 219 podcast: ron moore: …the finale is a risk. we are placing a large bet on the finale. and i’ll tell you right now i pushed for it, it was my idea, i stand by it â€” but it is a risk. we are betting a lot on the finale, where it’s […]

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