best thing i’ve heard all day:
“Someone asked me what ‘cynical’ means. I drew a picture of a
three-legged kitten saying “I wub you”. I drew a picture of a pirate
with no hands, sitting on a toilet and looking at a roll of toilet
paper.I said “It has something to do with the difference between these two
pictures” I didn’t really mean it, though, I just wanted to draw a
pirate.”
*BRIANRIETTA (13:26:29): yeah he’s all moody but he’s got that special glow, and he keeps touching me to make sure I won’t leave him and I just think to myself woman you know I’m gonna marry you! settle down!
that.is.all.
*name changed to protect the not-so-innocent
shanikqua (18:57:25): So I want to start a band named Juan Valdez and the Macaroni Sunshine
pineapple (18:57:47): so you’ve taken up smoking crack
pineapple (18:57:49): excellent
shanikqua (18:58:19): crack is my ho
shanikqua (18:58:47): and i will smoke her ass
now that’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout right now, son. yes, indeed. the world may or may not be trying to eat me and my nearest/dearest, but when you slap on some miles and just… g r o o v e…
it’s oh-so nice.
jetta (23:39:18): u think this is funny? i itch all over. i smell like pee. i have crabs…and lobsters…
heeeeeee! and lobsters!!!!
lobstrosities!!!
…two to go…
pineapple (20:32:05): yay to the power of cosine yay!
midget (20:32:19): too. much. math.
pineapple (20:32:35): the derivative of ln(yay)!
pineapple (20:32:48): d (ln(yay))/dx
pineapple (20:32:52): please.kill.me.
midget (20:32:59): gladly
i know that i at least got one problem right…one…out of eight. so that’s like…3 points right there, out of 24 possible, which means i will be pullin’ one STELLAR grade on that thar “technique test”.
now…chem…chem…chem…i have to focus on chem.
focus
f o c u s
f…o…c…u…s…
fuckus
best thing i’ve heard all day: “Someone asked me what ‘cynical’ means. I drew a picture of a three-legged kitten saying “I wub you”. I drew a picture of a pirate with no hands, sitting on a toilet and looking at a roll of toilet paper. I said “It has something to do with the […]
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*BRIANRIETTA (13:26:29): yeah he’s all moody but he’s got that special glow, and he keeps touching me to make sure I won’t leave him and I just think to myself woman you know I’m gonna marry you! settle down! that.is.all. *name changed to protect the not-so-innocent
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shanikqua (18:57:25): So I want to start a band named Juan Valdez and the Macaroni Sunshine pineapple (18:57:47): so you’ve taken up smoking crack pineapple (18:57:49): excellent shanikqua (18:58:19): crack is my ho shanikqua (18:58:47): and i will smoke her ass
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oh yes… now that’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout right now, son. yes, indeed. the world may or may not be trying to eat me and my nearest/dearest, but when you slap on some miles and just… g r o o v e… it’s oh-so nice.
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jetta (23:39:18): u think this is funny? i itch all over. i smell like pee. i have crabs…and lobsters… heeeeeee! and lobsters!!!! lobstrosities!!!
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…two to go… pineapple (20:32:05): yay to the power of cosine yay! midget (20:32:19): too. much. math. pineapple (20:32:35): the derivative of ln(yay)! pineapple (20:32:48): d (ln(yay))/dx pineapple (20:32:52): please.kill.me. midget (20:32:59): gladly i know that i at least got one problem right…one…out of eight. so that’s like…3 points right there, out of 24 possible, […]
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