in the event of test-induced doom:
“Remember, if worst comes to worst, grab your lower abdomen, stand up, and say “Oh, my god! My water broke!”.
Nothing gets you out of tests like the end of a hysterical pregnancy.”
i’ll keep that in mind…
mine :
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scooter (23:31:45): buttfuck!!!
pineapple (23:32:14): haha
pineapple (23:32:17): could that be our band name?
pineapple (23:32:20): or our first single?
pineapple (23:32:22): BUTTFUCK!
scooter (23:32:30): I think that should be our album
scooter (23:32:50): we could make shirts for our concerts. BUTTFUCKING ACROSS AMERICA 2004!!
pineapple (23:33:01): YES!
edit: OH MY GOD!!!
jetta (00:46:00): we invented harry potter karma sutra
pineapple (00:46:32): what?!
jetta (00:46:32) : [rosco] will explain
pineapple (00:46:34):WHAT!?
jetta (00:46:43): the flying impossible
jetta (00:46:47): is in the harry potter kama sutra
jetta (00:46:58): SEXORUM LEVIOSA
jetta (00:47:08): womwomwomwomwomwom
jetta (00:47:37): the point is… never mind
pineapple (00:47:40): oh…my…god
pineapple (00:47:45): < --- is dying
mine :
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::screams::
rockstar (16:42:50): remember how i had no felling in my nipples i just tested it out and got my nipple pierced hahahahaa
pineapple (16:42:56): uh
pineapple (16:42:58): what?
rockstar (16:43:06): i got my nipple pierced
pineapple (16:43:16): yick
pineapple (16:44:57): what possessed you to pierce that?
rockstar (16:45:24): i was in the east village and saw a place that did it and said what the hell
oh really? well that’s great and also: THANK GOD I’M NOT DATING YOU ANYMORE!!!
mine :
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pineapple (12:24:45): i want to make a product and call it buttsex
pineapple (12:24:51): and then be like having it in grocery stores
pineapple (12:25:00): so people can legitimately say ‘i’m goin to get a crate o buttsex!’
jetta (12:25:08): i hate to tell u this
jetta (12:25:12): but im sure ull grow out of that
jetta (12:25:18): probably by the time its all in stores
jetta (12:25:27): now available in stores: BUTTSEX!
pineapple (12:25:28): YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
jetta (12:25:37): i only speak the truth
pineapple (12:25:39): now with more sodium: BUTTSEX!!!
mine :
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overheard in the holmes JCR (amongst many other things):
“you ever feel like you’ve been beaten with the abstinence stick?”
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“Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot. That’s me off her Christmas card list. But do I give a toss? No.”
go elton!
(and i don’t even like elton john)
heh.
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test anxiety
Thursday, October 21st, 2004in the event of test-induced doom: “Remember, if worst comes to worst, grab your lower abdomen, stand up, and say “Oh, my god! My water broke!”. Nothing gets you out of tests like the end of a hysterical pregnancy.” i’ll keep that in mind…
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i’m *studying*…
Wednesday, October 20th, 2004scooter (23:31:45): buttfuck!!! pineapple (23:32:14): haha pineapple (23:32:17): could that be our band name? pineapple (23:32:20): or our first single? pineapple (23:32:22): BUTTFUCK! scooter (23:32:30): I think that should be our album scooter (23:32:50): we could make shirts for our concerts. BUTTFUCKING ACROSS AMERICA 2004!! pineapple (23:33:01): YES! edit: OH MY GOD!!! jetta (00:46:00): we […]
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no, i do NOT give a fuck about your nipples!
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004::screams:: rockstar (16:42:50): remember how i had no felling in my nipples i just tested it out and got my nipple pierced hahahahaa pineapple (16:42:56): uh pineapple (16:42:58): what? rockstar (16:43:06): i got my nipple pierced pineapple (16:43:16): yick pineapple (16:44:57): what possessed you to pierce that? rockstar (16:45:24): i was in the east village […]
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m-a-t-u-r-i-t-y
Monday, October 11th, 2004pineapple (12:24:45): i want to make a product and call it buttsex pineapple (12:24:51): and then be like having it in grocery stores pineapple (12:25:00): so people can legitimately say ‘i’m goin to get a crate o buttsex!’ jetta (12:25:08): i hate to tell u this jetta (12:25:12): but im sure ull grow out of […]
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highly unfortunate
Thursday, October 7th, 2004overheard in the holmes JCR (amongst many other things): “you ever feel like you’ve been beaten with the abstinence stick?”
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that’s spelled d-i-v-a
Wednesday, October 6th, 2004“Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot. That’s me off her Christmas card list. But do I give a toss? No.” go elton! (and i don’t even like elton john) heh.
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Protected: voicemail can eat me
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