mine :
proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack:
assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
assmunchkin (12:41:44 PM): So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I�m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I�ll show you mine tool time you�ll lovett just like lyle
And then we�ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
pineapple (12:42:23 PM): you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
assmunchkin (12:42:31 PM): heh – yea
pineapple (12:42:50 PM): hittin’ the crackpipe early today little one
assmunchkin (12:42:58 PM): hehehe
let it be known that this was totally unprompted by me.
*totally*
mine :
pineapple(4:18:10 PM): i’ve done like 15 minutes of real work today
rosco (4:18:26 PM): hehe
rosco (4:18:29 PM): what did you do?
pineapple(4:18:35 PM): um…i sealed some envelopes
rosco (4:18:39 PM): hahahahaha
pineapple(4:18:52 PM): i will put them in the mail when i leave
rosco (4:19:25 PM): lol
pineapple(4:19:35 PM): i’m pro-duc-tive
rosco (4:19:49 PM): I spent an hour or two thinking about songs
rosco (4:20:07 PM): and an hour or two thinking about fashion and clothes, because I’m a 13 year old girl – seriously wtf, I never used to be this bad
pineapple(4:21:34 PM): hahahhaa
mine :
so…i have these buttons, right? and one person knows how to push them beyond any and all defenses i might have.
the rockstar got ahold of me today. no wait, backup…friday night i missed a call. it was the rockstar. he left a voicemail. i didn’t get it until saturday morning. he needs me, he’d be honored if i talked to him, he’s having a crisis, blah blah blah. totally fucked my process.
so i went to the gym, i ran like crazy, i tried to get it out of my system.
sunday – pubquiz, having a good time. he fucking calls me. repeatedly. i pull a really evil move and tell him that he don’t know me, he don’t even know what my tattoo is of and hang up. he called back, i hung up again.
but seriously. what the hell?
today he was all going off about how i’m the only one he can trust, i’m the only one that ever really cared about him. and how he doesn’t even remember why we broke up.
rockstar (4:05:11 PM): you used to love me
i don’t need this shit.
it hurts me so very much.
mine :
w00t! the gravy was HERE, yo! ::does happy dance:: yay!!!
despite some delays (three hour layover in detroit) and whatnot, the graves made it to boston in one piece. heh. first thing he mentioned about boston ‘dear god is it humid here.’ word. welcome to the east coast, graves.
took his ass out to dinner and we had the klassy klassy brubakers from our house, then watched some aqua teen hunger force and drank the JD (after a stop to the local liquor store)
***edit: be back later…work…
and i’m back***
ok so we did the ATHF and we drank the JD and then got on the T to meet the princess and aragorn (scooter couldn’t make it) at the theatre to see AVP. note: do not see this movie. it is sooooooooo fucking crappy. just avoid it at all costs, m’kay? don’t say i didn’t warn ya! cuz i did!
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Crack! it’s what’s for dinner
Friday, August 20th, 2004proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack: assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got […]
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i *heart* rosco
Wednesday, August 18th, 2004pineapple(4:18:10 PM): i’ve done like 15 minutes of real work today rosco (4:18:26 PM): hehe rosco (4:18:29 PM): what did you do? pineapple(4:18:35 PM): um…i sealed some envelopes rosco (4:18:39 PM): hahahahaha pineapple(4:18:52 PM): i will put them in the mail when i leave rosco (4:19:25 PM): lol pineapple(4:19:35 PM): i’m pro-duc-tive rosco (4:19:49 PM): […]
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button-pushing
Monday, August 16th, 2004so…i have these buttons, right? and one person knows how to push them beyond any and all defenses i might have. the rockstar got ahold of me today. no wait, backup…friday night i missed a call. it was the rockstar. he left a voicemail. i didn’t get it until saturday morning. he needs me, he’d […]
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god bless the gravy
Monday, August 16th, 2004w00t! the gravy was HERE, yo! ::does happy dance:: yay!!! despite some delays (three hour layover in detroit) and whatnot, the graves made it to boston in one piece. heh. first thing he mentioned about boston ‘dear god is it humid here.’ word. welcome to the east coast, graves. took his ass out to dinner […]
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