i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

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motherfucking travesty
1.23.11 at 9:43 pm

so…it appears i’m rooting for the NFC this year…

even worse, for the motherfucking green bay packers. ugh. can you believe it? of the final four, i was throwing my hopes on the chicago bears (da bears!), because i have a soft spot for them.

but no, the packers won the NFC.

and now, the AFC boiled down to smarmy asshats and a rapist. seriously, those were the choices. those fool headed, smartass jets (fuck the jets!!) or the steelers and mr. rapeface their QB.

steelers & their omar epps-lookin’ coach are heading to the superbowl AGAIN. and rapebo the amazing raping quarterback gets another chance at glory…instead of prison.

how dreadful.

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super duper sunday!!!
2.7.10 at 6:50 pm

category : kitchen-fu, sporty

oh boy, am i tired. got up and have been on my feet cooking and preparing tasty foods for the super bowl all damn day. did not sit down until about 1/2 an hour ago.

insanity!

and now the game has started and i’m already sick of peyton manning’s face but puppy bowl is in fine form today. how excited am i for kitty halftime show? SO EXCITED!

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super duper sunday
1.29.10 at 2:50 pm

category : sporty

i’m trying to figure out what to do for the super bowl. on the one hand i’m quite excited because new orleans has never been, and they’ve been playing so spectacularly this season that i’m genuinely excited for them. plus, i totally hate loathe and despise the colts. ESPECIALLY peyton fucking manning.

seriously, i hate his damn face. he’s not like john elway/tom brady level of douchefucker yet, but i totally hate his ass. plus he spends so much time spokeswhoring that i’m kinda surprised he even plays football anymore.

so…super bowl menu planning.

drinks? foods? i’m drawing a blank this year. usually i’m better equipped and prepared, but this year?

totally not ready. totally caught off guard.

le sigh.

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pre-season abounds
8.28.09 at 1:15 pm

category : sporty

i feel like i haven’t really been focusing on football much this season. which is a damn shame because the franchise is in a rebuilding year and full of lots of young talent that could really be the foundation for the next great raiders team.

i have hope, and faith and have never given up on the boys in silver & black no matter what the scoreboards say. and really, can you really be a fan if you walk out in the darkest hour? really? no, you can’t. unless your a new england sports fan and they’re almost 95% entirely made out of douchenozzles. so fuck ’em.

plus, last year ended on a high note. once all the head coach drama has cleared away, it appears that cable is committed to building something out of the team, and really focusing on developing talent and winning some fuckin’ ball games. also, it appears russell is pulling his head out of his ass (finally!) so we should see some interesting quarter backing this season.

i’m excited, and want to spend more time on it, but man…life. fuck.

anyway, the raiders are hosting the saints this weekend. preseason game #2. last week was an excellent game, seriously spectacular (and i missed the replay last night, fuck fuck fuck), but we’re holding strong at 1-1. i’d like to see the boys take down new orleans, so who knows.

SERIES: Saturday’s contest against the Saints is the fourth preseason meeting between these two ball clubs, with the Raiders holding a 2-1 advantage. In regular season games, the teams are tied at 5-5-1 in a series that began in 1971. Their last match up was at the Louisiana Superdome in October 2008, which also marked Tom Cable’s first game as head coach of the Raiders.

looking forward to it for sure.

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there is only ONE
6.26.09 at 2:36 pm

category : filler, sporty, teh wurld

“MJ”

and that, my friends, is michael jordan

REAL TALK.

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super duper sunday
2.1.09 at 3:33 pm

category : amuserings & musings, sporty

i am goin’ buck wild for superbowl sunday, apparently. been preparing since last night and what we’ve got on the menu so far is:

yes, this is how we do. also there is rum, jameson and some jack daniels on hand. hell yeah. and i’m still on a tossup about the game, but i have a feeling i may go for the steelers (despite totally hatin’ their bitch asses) just because the cardinals feel wrong. cheering for them feels WRONG.

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nothing tastes sweeter than VICTORY
11.23.08 at 8:30 pm

category : glee, sporty

especially when it is served via CRUSHING DEFEAT over the motherfuckin’ broncos.

the raiders charged into denver completely rejuvenated (and it’s been a long time coming, man) and the broncos had no idea how to handle it (because they suck all the dicks of failure). gone is head coach lane kiffin, gone is d’angelo hall, gone is the fumbling-nervous-clumsy jamarcus russell of the crushing opener in oakland. and sure, he’s a green ass QB with tons to learn, but he completed all but one of his pass attempts while cutler couldn’t even complete 50% on home turf.

and of course, once again, despite the “scary” and “wild” appearance of the raider nation it’s the denver donkey fans that prove just who is a classless loser in every sense of the word. good job, douchebags. good job.

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motherfucking travesty

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

so…it appears i’m rooting for the NFC this year… even worse, for the motherfucking green bay packers. ugh. can you believe it? of the final four, i was throwing my hopes on the chicago bears (da bears!), because i have a soft spot for them. but no, the packers won the NFC. and now, the […]

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super duper sunday!!!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

oh boy, am i tired. got up and have been on my feet cooking and preparing tasty foods for the super bowl all damn day. did not sit down until about 1/2 an hour ago. insanity! and now the game has started and i’m already sick of peyton manning’s face but puppy bowl is in […]

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super duper sunday

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there is only ONE

Friday, June 26th, 2009

“MJ” and that, my friends, is michael jordan REAL TALK.

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super duper sunday

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

i am goin’ buck wild for superbowl sunday, apparently. been preparing since last night and what we’ve got on the menu so far is: bbq pork spare ribs meaty, cheesy, spicy dip a la alex spinach & artichoke dip homemade salsa, extra spicy! sausage & cheese jalapeño poppers bacon & cheese potato skins fudge brownies […]

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nothing tastes sweeter than VICTORY

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

especially when it is served via CRUSHING DEFEAT over the motherfuckin’ broncos. the raiders charged into denver completely rejuvenated (and it’s been a long time coming, man) and the broncos had no idea how to handle it (because they suck all the dicks of failure). gone is head coach lane kiffin, gone is d’angelo hall, […]

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