i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

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just another monday?
10.1.07 at 11:56 am

yesterday would have been so much cooler if i didn’t have about 80 tons of sinus pressure crushing my skull.

the raiders spanked the shit out of the dolphins and it was completely awesome. i’ve officially seen half the games of the season so far, and they’ve won both the games i’ve watched! yay! of course, they’re 2-2 now, but that’s loads better than the 0-4 they were boasting last year at this time. if only the offensive line can shape up, they’re looking for a vast improvement over last year’s season for sure.

next, in the wide world of sports, go kick yourself emerged from a heated rivalry victorious. awesome! i can’t wait to get back next week and beat the shit out of slidin’ dirty…on principle alone, they must go down.

icing on the cake: the broncos got their collective douchey asses handed to them. aw yeah. all in all, a good day for sports.

of course, i felt like butt on a stick, covered in butt the whole time; but that’s to be expected. so now i’m in colorado, sober, freaking out, and sick as hell. awesome…

and on top of it all, i’m working all week. really and truly, seriously working. meh. all of this would be so much more tolerable if i could just breathe.

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everything is poop
9.17.07 at 10:59 am

category : daily grind, sporty, wrath

i have had the worst weekend ever, and while there’s nothing i’d love more than to lie in a dark corner and avoid the entire world, instead i’m gearing up to head to chicago this evening. ugh. there was a time when the prospect of travel excited me, but these days every destination just results in more hassle in the long run.

my eyemeats have also decided that today is an excellent time to start burning out of the freaking sockets again. so really, the fun never stops here.

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fuck you, denver!
9.16.07 at 7:46 pm

category : sporty, wrath

fuck you, broncos!

fuck you, jason elam

FUCK YOU, MIKE SHANAHAN!!!!

you die and you go to hell! i hope your cock rots off and rabid weasels gnaw at the hole where it used to be! you pussy ass motherfucker!!! i hate you! i hate you! i HATE YOU!!!

FUCKERS!

janikowski was robbed, motherfuckers. he was ROBBED!

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viva los raiders!
9.14.07 at 5:32 pm

category : daily grind, sporty

there’s a reason i don’t ever put pictures of myself on teh interwebs. a.) it’s creepy b.) i take HORRIBLE pictures c.) i hate pictures d.) it’s creepy.

but in honor of the raiders playin’ the denver donkeys on mexican independence day, i just had to throw up a lil something. besides, it’s a rare occasion that i manage to not gnaw my fingernails down to ragged, hideous stumps so this is clearly a cause for celebration. and i absolutely love my new nailpolish…together or separate, they’re awesome.

that’s so girly, isn’t it?

sometimes i just can’t help myself. it’s downright shameful, really.

of course, i hope the game goes well on sunday. yes, i know it’s the browns. and it is the fiesta latina, but still…there’s been a shaky start and with football it can go either way. mccown isn’t really pulling his weight right now, culpepper isn’t a guarantee and i’m so fuckin’ angry at jamarcus russell for being such a selfish twat that i could care less if he plays or not. like…way to disrespect the sport, man.

then again, at least they’re not the patriots.

fall kickball 2007 starts up sunday and i have a roadsteamer show on saturday. if everything goes well tonight, i’ll have a laid-back, relaxed weekend. fingers-fuckin’-crossed.

tonight is going to be a damn near all-nighter. i have no idea how long the cutover to AT&T is going to take, but i’m so nervous about it. hella nervous. ugh.

i wish i could just squeeze my eyes shut and it’d be all over. these days, i really feel like i’m in over my head, you know? it’s so frustrating. new car when i’m not entirely over my last car, new things going on at the office so fast my head is spinning, changes at home, worrying about the family, the holidays right around the corner…it’s all enough to drive me totally and completely crazy.

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there’s no i in threesome
9.13.07 at 4:04 pm

category : music, sporty

last night the boy & i went to see interpol at the agganis arena. though i didn’t have any clue at the time, we totally scored some REALLY UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME SEATS. we were five rows back from right stage, down on the floor. close enough to see the buttons on carlos d’s vest, and the newly trimmed-down line of his moustache. utterly fabulous.

and while i know there are a lot of folks out there who think every new interpol album is “no where near as awesome as turn on the bright lights” after seeing them for the third time now, they rock so hard and no less than they ever have. they played all of my favorite songs and a hefty lineup from our love to admire. also: we were so close, it rocked!

of course, you’re always faced with suck-ass crowds in new england. even at the most rockin’-est of shows, boston crowds are listless, bored-looking, douchey and usually immobile. at least people bothered to stand up for interpol last night. there was a half-way decent response and thus we got a pretty nice little encore. besides, the boys in interpol are classy showmen, and so there’s never a doubt of them putting on an entertaining show.

also, carlos will someday be my future baby daddy. i think the boy liked them, too. i hope he did cuz it was so much fun.

i would like to thank chip for sending me this, to make my day. if you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t yet heard…the patriots are dirty, filthy, lying, rotten CHEATERS. also: i hate them. belichick is just a lousy douche of a coach, and frankly i’d much rather have my boys play legitimately and lose than resort to unsportsmanlike practices and “win”. belichick has to go, man.

“It’s not their first time,” a member of the committee, who did not wish to be identified, said.

In fact, Green Bay Packers president Bob Harlan confirmed a similar incident that occurred when the Patriots played at Lambeau Field last Nov. 19. The same cameraman who was questioned by NFL security on Sunday was also the one whom the Packers removed from the sideline and escorted from the field during their 2006 game, according to Packers security official Doug Collins.

“From what I can remember, he had quite a fit when we took him out,” Harlan said. “We had gotten word before the game that they [the Patriots] did this sort of thing, so we were looking for it.”

yeah, i’m not surprised that there have been questionable practices with the patriots in the past. as a life-long raiders fan, i’m no stranger to the suspicious, and outright fucked up new england practices. i have a healthy loathing for tom brady â€” his face fills me with a murderous rage â€”that is second only to my hatred of john fuckin’ elway. all i can say right now is, i’m glad those fuckers got caught, because they completely deserve it. completely.

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8.13.07 at 1:11 pm

category : mehz0rz, music, sporty

my buttnugget is back in colorado, alas alas…alack.

i’ve been so busy i haven’t had two minutes to string my own thoughts together. le sigh. work + bills + stress + everything else in the world + NO TIME = blah meh bleh…

this week is going to be absolutely crazy, plus a short week since we’re taking an official hooky day at the office on friday.

also, it’s august, which means… PRESEASON!!! even better? THERE IS A GAME ON MY BIRTHDAY! YAYYAYAYAYAYAY! it’s battle of the bay on saturday, raiders vs. 49ers, man. awesome. also, campaign 4 real time is playing great scott’s that night too. awesome. it almost sounds like i could get excited about impending bday, but i’m not, really. it’s ultimately going to be: just another day.

of course, now i’m teh poor, and probably won’t be able to get she wants revenge tickets. super, freaking bummed.

oh yeah, and i’m at work. no me gusta.

in other news: tons more lola pictures, because she is, in fact, a whore.

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5.7.07 at 11:48 am

category : glee, sporty

de la hoya lost! de la hoya lost! DE LA HOYA LOST!!! say it with me one time: de la hoya motherfuckin’ lost, son!

L-O-S-E-R!

a douche AND a loser! how awesome is that?! and mayweather beat him down…totally fuckin’ awesome.

down with the french and de la hoya! and i don’t even give a shit if he is mexican or whatever, because you know what? he’s a total mexi-can’t and that’s the motherfuckin’ truth.

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yesterday would have been so much cooler if i didn’t have about 80 tons of sinus pressure crushing my skull. the raiders spanked the shit out of the dolphins and it was completely awesome. i’ve officially seen half the games of the season so far, and they’ve won both the games i’ve watched! yay! of […]

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Monday, September 17th, 2007

i’m currently neck-deep in work hell â€” i officially hate every and all ISPs out there, ever â€” and it’s basically the same bullshit from friday (and the last 4 months) carried over and multiplying. i have had the worst weekend ever, and while there’s nothing i’d love more than to lie in a dark […]

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Sunday, September 16th, 2007

fuck you, broncos! fuck you, jason elam FUCK YOU, MIKE SHANAHAN!!!! you die and you go to hell! i hope your cock rots off and rabid weasels gnaw at the hole where it used to be! you pussy ass motherfucker!!! i hate you! i hate you! i HATE YOU!!! FUCKERS! janikowski was robbed, motherfuckers. he […]

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viva los raiders!

Friday, September 14th, 2007

there’s a reason i don’t ever put pictures of myself on teh interwebs. a.) it’s creepy b.) i take HORRIBLE pictures c.) i hate pictures d.) it’s creepy. but in honor of the raiders playin’ the denver donkeys on mexican independence day, i just had to throw up a lil something. besides, it’s a rare […]

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there’s no i in threesome

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a hot pocket filled with sexy meat

Monday, August 13th, 2007

my buttnugget is back in colorado, alas alas…alack. i’ve been so busy i haven’t had two minutes to string my own thoughts together. le sigh. work + bills + stress + everything else in the world + NO TIME = blah meh bleh… this week is going to be absolutely crazy, plus a short week […]

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Monday, May 7th, 2007

de la hoya lost! de la hoya lost! DE LA HOYA LOST!!! say it with me one time: de la hoya motherfuckin’ lost, son! L-O-S-E-R! a douche AND a loser! how awesome is that?! and mayweather beat him down…totally fuckin’ awesome. down with the french and de la hoya! and i don’t even give a […]

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