suck it DRY, you boston assholes!
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there is nothing — NOTHING — wrong with a lady in power keepin’ her shit right. nothing at all. people in oregon better recognize.
you can either have a slovenly, fat fat fatty old dude be your government official and muck up everything (see also: menino, thomas). or you can have a totally competent, yet amazingly in shape, hottie run your government and keep it as tight as she keeps her abs. and that’s a win-win situation for all.
but no, americans are so ridiculous prude it’s a wonder that our population is growing so exponentially; because shit like this makes it seem like everyone in america is downright terrified of sex. cuz it’s dirty…
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the world is full of stupid people. as evidenced by this story about a “fake bomb“.
“I would characterize it as almost being paranoid at this point,” he said of authorities’ response. He said she had gone to the airport to meet her boyfriend. “She was there for legitimate purposes,” Schreiber said.
Simpson was arrested about 8 a.m. outside Terminal C, home to United Airlines, Jet Blue and other carriers.
A Massachusetts Port Authority staffer manning an information booth in the terminal became suspicious when Simpson — wearing the device — approached to ask about an incoming flight, Pare said. Simpson then walked outside, and the staffer notified a nearby trooper. The trooper, joined by others with submachine guns, confronted her at a traffic island in front of the terminal.
“She was immediately told to stop, to raise her hands and not to make any movement, so we could observe all her movements to see if she was trying to trip any type of device,” Pare said. “Had she not followed the protocol, we might have used deadly force.”
He added, “She’s lucky to be in a cell as opposed to the morgue.”
i’m horrified and dismayed by the liberal usage of the word hoax. have these so-called ‘authority figures’ never taken a moment to even look up the words they throw around to justify their retarded behavior?
it wasn’t meant to look like a bomb, it did NOT look like a bomb, and a bit of creative clothing art/jewelry is enough to merit the possibility of fucking DEADLY FORCE?! you have got to be kidding me. i mean, COME ON, people!
granted, MIT students are little bit out there, but what the hell? what the helling hell?!!!?!?
it’s bad enough that boston is already the laughingstock of the pop culture universe, but fuck, man…twinkly lights get you arrested. i’m dumbfounded by the intense level of paranoia and downright stupidity routinely exhibited by people who are charged with protecting the masses, people in positions of authority:
Pare praised the booth attendant and said the incident is a reminder of the terrorism threat confronting the civil aviation system.
“In this day and age, the threat continues to be there,” he said.
the threat of what exactly? what the fuck is this threat? so far, the only people i see at any immediate risk are the everyday folks out there getting jacked for stupid bullshit.
media sensationalism is turning the tiniest things into giant, blown-out messes of retardation. i wish people would stop, take a minute to breathe and really look at the way they’re behaving. the world today is such a cesspool of bullshit scare tactics and doubletalk.
once again — no where near the first time and definitely no where near the last i am utterly ashamed to be american.
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they are all giant wankers:
Q. Are lighters not a threat anymore?
A. Lighters are not a serious threat. Lifting the ban is a common sense, risk-based security decision. This change allows officers to focus on finding explosives and IED components. TSA collects 22,000 lighters a day.Q: Why were all lighters banned as carry-on items in the first place?
A. In April of 2005, TSA began enforcing a Congressional mandate to ban common lighters on the secure side of airports or onboard airplanes.Q. What is a torch lighter?
A. Torch lighters create a thin, needle-like flame that is hotter (reaching 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit) and more intense than those from common lighters. Torch lighters are often used for pipes and cigars, and maintain a consistent stream of air-propelled fire regardless of the angle at which it is held. Torch lighters continue to be banned.Q. Does your lighter need to be in a baggie since it contains liquid?
A. No. TSA’s common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.Q. Why is breast milk not a threat?
A. Breast milk is a medical necessity and it is being classified as such. It must be declared at the checkpoint.Q. How do you ensure liquid explosives disguised as breast milk or medications are not brought through the checkpoint?
A. Since September 2006, certain liquid medications have been permitted at the checkpoint as long as they are declared to security officers and are subject to additional screening.Q. Do passengers carrying breast milk need to taste it to prove it is not a liquid explosive?
A. No. We will not ask a traveler to taste breast milk.Q. What does “additional inspection” of exempt items include?
A. We don’t discuss our specific security procedures. Since the liquid ban, passengers have been required to present exempt liquids at the checkpoint to undergo additional scrutiny.
rest easy, world, you are now safe from the threat of breastmilk.
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leave it to the japanese to come up with the most disgusting-looking, revolting-sounding, horrible incarnation of “pizza”.
jesus titty-fucking christ this looks gross.
pizza hut’s double-roll pizza, available only in japan and the equivalent of $29 USD for a large…
hamburger patties, hot dog-stuffed crust nubbins, corn, wtf is that? oh my god i’m glad i can’t at least translate this bullshit.
ugh.
as if pizza hut wasn’t disgusting enough to begin with!
edited to add:
okay, apparently it’s pigs in a blanket, hot dogs and bacon wrapped in the crust section on hal of the pizza.
The other half has cheese rolls (the make another pizza in Japan at Pizza Hut that is called “Cheesy Lava” which has different kinds of cheese stuffed in the dough rolls, not to mention lobster and other things…), Italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic slices, basil, black pepper and of course tomato sauce.
It says it can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup by request.
ok so um, the japanese are fucked up.
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i have officially lost any and all respect or tolerance i had for harvard/harvard square/cambridge — and there was so little to begin with.
harvard square to become hogwarts square.
yes, that’s right.
v-o-m-i-t
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it’s weird that yet another sexytime apple product is launching and i’m not in a frothy frenzy of uncontrolled lust. i guess that’s what being ricockulous poor in the face of all sorts of luxuriously fantastical and stupendously expensive gadgets does to you.
i mean…sure, if i had the extra thousands of dollars to throw around i would have all the sexiest of apple gadgets (oh macbook pro, how i yearn for you…): laptop, airport extreme, applet v(maybe?), spiffy new ipod, a digital camera that works, one of those utterly delicious apple displays, oh the list goes on and on. going to the apple store is both invigorating and utterly depressing. maybe i need a sugar daddy? maybe i need to rob a fucking bank.
but at the very least, at least i’m not like this guy, mr. #1 in line at apple store nyc for the fuckin’ iphone. one step above a god damned hobo…barely. at least hobos are pretty fuckin’ cool sometimes.
and really, what would i do with ANOTHER cell phone? especially when i like my current non-AT&T plan and don’t want to go through the hassel of switching?
still…it’s so sexy.
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