and THAT is why!

w00t!

fuckin’ boston. fuck you!

i was so ungodly cold today and i realized i have to bust out the winter coat. the long winter coat. i tried to stave off the freezery with the pre-winter coat, but alas, it could not be done.

i am going to freeze to death! anyone want a pineapple-sicle?
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what. the. fuck.

so cooooooold!!!

*shiver*

fuck this shit, i’m movin’ to an island, yo. the east coast can lick my figurative left nut!!! i am so anti-east coast! i’m lodging a formal complaint against this bullshit.

so i steal quizzes from her…w00t!
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heh.

yeah…so?
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*ahem*

yep indeedy i did. i couldn’t deal, packed my bags and got the hell out of dodge, yo. in fact, i only just got home today, ya know. mere hours ago. in some ways, i can hardly believe i up and fuckin’ got the hell out of here.

not one of my brightest or more thought-out decisions, but it all started wednesday morning…
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yep yep…endless whoring of the pineapple resume to a number of companies has resulted in this girl FINALLY being gainfully employed full-time, yo! thank christ!!!!!

seriously, dude. i mean, i was tryin’ to hold it down, but ultimately times was gettin’ tough, ya know. not only was i a broke ass mofo, but ‘HI!’ this girl goes freaking insane without something to keep me occupied. infreakingsane.

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and THAT is why! w00t!

fuckin’ boston. fuck you! i was so ungodly cold today and i realized i have to bust out the winter coat. the long winter coat. i tried to stave off the freezery with the pre-winter coat, but alas, it could not be done. i am going to freeze to death! anyone want a pineapple-sicle?

what. the. fuck. so cooooooold!!! *shiver* fuck this shit, i’m movin’ to an island, yo. the east coast can lick my figurative left nut!!! i am so anti-east coast! i’m lodging a formal complaint against this bullshit.

so i steal quizzes from her…w00t!

heh. yeah…so?

*ahem* yep indeedy i did. i couldn’t deal, packed my bags and got the hell out of dodge, yo. in fact, i only just got home today, ya know. mere hours ago. in some ways, i can hardly believe i up and fuckin’ got the hell out of here. not one of my brightest or […]

yep yep…endless whoring of the pineapple resume to a number of companies has resulted in this girl FINALLY being gainfully employed full-time, yo! thank christ!!!!! seriously, dude. i mean, i was tryin’ to hold it down, but ultimately times was gettin’ tough, ya know. not only was i a broke ass mofo, but ‘HI!’ this […]