so for the first time in a forever and a half i go to old navy with scooter this weekend and am actually pleased with their sale items. so pleased, in fact, that i snap up a cute sweater/tank/skirt ensemble & the most awesomest hat & sunglasses…aaaaand the best part: a monkey piggy bank.
i’m thrilled, right?
it took from 11:25 a.m. till 8:15 p.m. yesterday just to get our fucking comcast connection set up. considering how much those bastards are going to be charging us from here on out, you’d think they’d at least make an attempt to actually give us the service we’re going to be paying for, ya know? i mean, c’mon people!
phase two of hooking up casa del buttsex with the internet involved me wrestling around with trying to make my graphite airport base station compatible with this dumpy windows 2000 machine until i passed the fuck out on the floor (again). buh.
at this point, i’m going through serious windows withdrawal and think i should just go full out luddite.
so apparently, i’m not the only one this happened to. [other girl] at my office — who quit on wednesday via express mail — also had similar shit happen to her. big.fat.word. (you know, kinda, except it would be better if nothing happened at all, ya dig?)
fuckface is goin’ down, is all i can say right about now. but i feel much better about my decision to get the eff outta there.
fuckface is goin’ down!
i hate this. i can’t believe it’s happening. i can’t believe i’m having to deal with this. i can’t believe i’m sitting in an office i never wanted to return to waiting for a man i hate. i can’t fucking believe it. all i want to do is curl up in a little ball and hide forever and ever.
i thought this shit only happened in movies…?
to bursting out into a full-blown whining session again…
i *hate* the god damn patriots!!
and the philly eagles are going to the superbowl?!?!?! what the hell?
also:
A Year Ago Today…
god damn this new england weather. i would sell my figurative left nut for the temperature to get above 30 fucking degrees again, yo. no, seriously, i would slap that sucker right on eBay. f’real & da truth.
::shiver::
in the mean time, however, i think i’ll just figure out how to get one of these things heated…
i will get SO LAID.
