cartoon characters bring the entire city to it’s knees, and officials bristle at being the laughingstock of the entire nation. it’s gotta sting, really, finding out just how not cool you are in such a public manner. how panicky and given to overreacting you are.
and you’d think the next logical step would be to quietly slink away with your tail between your legs, right? wait for it all to blow over and try to go on with your life and get past the humiliation…right?
not if you’re the fuckin’ city of boston. you’re just gonna be dumber and dumber, and more outlandishly retarded than ever. you’re gonna lash out with misappropriated spite and a sense of utterly retarded self-absorption.
this article just proves how stupid boston really is. in a number of ways. (note: apparently the dudes that facilitated this whole thing for the cartoon network are a bunch of stupid assholes, too. no wonder, they’re from boston)
The new evidence has surfaced amid speculation prosecutors may go easy on felony charges of planting a hoax device and disorderly conduct in return for some community service from the two men who were hired by a marketing firm to plant the cartoon promotional devices.
mine :
i’m so happy that 
i don’t know what brought it on. i thought maybe it was the cold? a sudden shift in air pressure that upset it? maybe? i just don’t know. actually, yeah…i do know.
